Pit-Jr Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Millions of gallons of crude oil are leaking into the Gulf of Mexico with no end in sight. What would you do, hotshot? What would you do?? ...Seriously, what would you do? Cause no one here seems to know! Help!
stuwii Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 To stop an oil fire you set off a bigger explosion next to it, suck away the flame... oh hang on that's modern warfare 2
jayseven Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Use hay to soak it up, then scoop it right off the surface. I mean seriously, I'd just do anything. Like, just try to sort the mess out.
Jimbob Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Call International Rescue!!!!. Brains would know what to do........................... Darn it, they not be real. Who knows, if BP don't know what to do then what hope have the crew of N-E got (probably a lot more if you think about it). We could throw in all members that are in "Another Castle" see if that blocks it up. Na, seriously. Hay could soak it all up from the surface, but it needs to be stopped at source as well.
Paj! Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 I'd just use my Star Sapphire to contain it. Then I'd toss it all to Thanagar for those cunts to deal with.
Cube Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Na, seriously. Hay could soak it all up from the surface, but it needs to be stopped at source as well. Can they not blow up the source?
Pit-Jr Posted June 1, 2010 Author Posted June 1, 2010 Can they not blow up the source? The Russians apparently swear by this method, but i dont trust the current administration to carry it out without somehow botching it
weeyellowbloke Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Set off a nuke on it....no seriously, there are (insane) people suggesting this. Way to go averting an ecological disaster, now we only have radioactive fallout to deal.
dwarf Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 Syphon it up Bear Grylls' ass and make him puke it into buckets, until it's all gone. Or use strategic falcon punches so that it lands in a bowl.
Jon Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 Get Obama to do it since he seems to think it's easily sorted. You've got thousands of people working round the clock to try and stop it and so many arm chair people with Gala Bingo degrees telling them how it should be done.
MoogleViper Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 If you put your hair (after it's been cut, not while it's still attached to your head) in a pair of tights that will soak up the oil. Although the amount of hair needed would be immense. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8674539.stm
Coolness Bears Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 Mop it up with a variety of different endangered wildlife.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 Sometimes you show sides of yourself that frighten me a bit, Coolness.
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