Pit-Jr Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Millions of gallons of crude oil are leaking into the Gulf of Mexico with no end in sight. What would you do, hotshot? What would you do?? ...Seriously, what would you do? Cause no one here seems to know! Help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuwii Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 To stop an oil fire you set off a bigger explosion next to it, suck away the flame... oh hang on that's modern warfare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Use hay to soak it up, then scoop it right off the surface. I mean seriously, I'd just do anything. Like, just try to sort the mess out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Just drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Call International Rescue!!!!. Brains would know what to do........................... Darn it, they not be real. Who knows, if BP don't know what to do then what hope have the crew of N-E got (probably a lot more if you think about it). We could throw in all members that are in "Another Castle" see if that blocks it up. Na, seriously. Hay could soak it all up from the surface, but it needs to be stopped at source as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I'd just use my Star Sapphire to contain it. Then I'd toss it all to Thanagar for those cunts to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Na, seriously. Hay could soak it all up from the surface, but it needs to be stopped at source as well. Can they not blow up the source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 Can they not blow up the source? The Russians apparently swear by this method, but i dont trust the current administration to carry it out without somehow botching it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Set off a nuke on it....no seriously, there are (insane) people suggesting this. Way to go averting an ecological disaster, now we only have radioactive fallout to deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Syphon it up Bear Grylls' ass and make him puke it into buckets, until it's all gone. Or use strategic falcon punches so that it lands in a bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Get Obama to do it since he seems to think it's easily sorted. You've got thousands of people working round the clock to try and stop it and so many arm chair people with Gala Bingo degrees telling them how it should be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 If you put your hair (after it's been cut, not while it's still attached to your head) in a pair of tights that will soak up the oil. Although the amount of hair needed would be immense. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8674539.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Mop it up with a variety of different endangered wildlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Sometimes you show sides of yourself that frighten me a bit, Coolness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Now it all makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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