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Hi, I'm new here.

 

Welcome! But also:

 

Broadcast Yourself
Audio

 

Edit: My target audience is mainly Haggis. Shh.

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Hello xgmx, I want to play a game. So far in what could loosely be called your life you've made a living watching others. Society would call you an lurker, a rat, a shadow. I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life that you've been given. Now we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living. The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a spring timer. If you do not locate the key in time the mask will close. Think of it like a venus flytrap. Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here I'm going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key, so listen carefully. The hint is this... It's right before your eyes. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, xgmx? Live or die, make your choice.

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a little mouse warbled and i crushed it right there with my foot
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Hello xgmx. Hope you stay. We need fresh blood new members.

 

Moogle happened.

 

How dare you? I'll have you know that I did nothing perverted to that member.

 

Because it was clearly a middle aged man.

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Congratulations on posting a better thread than Blender's entire archive of threads.

 

I would have you know that now that michael jackson is dead, i am the undisputed king of pop...

 

but to be honest, i prefer the "bye" threads. at least then you get to see humoungous penises and the like.

 

the true skill is in ending threads. A skill me and mother theresa share

 

oh wait shes dead too :(

Posted
Welcome! But also:

 

Broadcast Yourself
Audio

 

Edit: My target audience is mainly Haggis. Shh.

 

Wow awesome. Ashamed admitting I like that nevermind.

 

Welcome to NE. You will never leave!

 

Ah what the hell Blender got banned? He was comedy gold. He should have been stripped of thread creation rights first before a ban.

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Ah what the hell Blender got banned? He was comedy gold. He should have been stripped of thread creation rights first before a ban.

 

The Admins should change his user title from "In another castle" to "Under another bridge" I have this odd feeling he's going to come back under a different name with a proxy.

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