Sheikah Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS. I'm evil for thinking this, though. This little girl has just screwed up and she wants to do it again, then Ant says "We don't have time to do it again" which causes the girl to have what can only be described as a breakdown, making the producers seem like absolute bastards and for them to quickly change their mind. They cut to break and say they'll find the time somewhere. THIS is what these shows should be about; absolute ****ing rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Total meltdown. Guess that's the chance they take sticking kids on a live show in front of millions of viewers. Difficult to watch unless you're heartless. (See above. :p) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 what little girl...?? i hadnt actually seen diversity perform, i just checked them out on youtube and WOW!! though the video i watched of their semi-final performance was awesome - i skipped the judges comments but every snippet i got of each judge they said: judge 1. "you were fantastic!" judge 2. "utterly utterly fantastic!" simon cowel: "that was just FANtastic!" i'ma send them all a thesaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Flawless are much, much better dancers than Diversity. This little girl doesn't deserve a second chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Why are they standing up and applausing her like that? She was atrocious. Can't believe I missed the meltdown, sounds hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ...was that her doing it well....?? aww but ant and dec are looking after her. she's like a terrified little hamster. dont worry haggis! it'll be on youtube within the next 10 mins or so .. BUAHAHAHAHAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Why are they standing up and applausing her like that? She was atrocious. Can't believe I missed the meltdown, sounds hilarious. It was hilarious how Ant and Dec came on after her second performance and verbally rimmed her with praise to make up for the fact that Ant pretty much destroyed her with the line 'you can't do it again'. But seriously, they should keep little kids off these shows. Except in rare circumstances they are almost always bested by adults, but kept on purely because they're cute or doing something difficult for their age. There's also always a pushy soccer mum at the forefront making them go down this path, causing inevitable depression in their teen years and a lifetime of failing expectations. I'm cruel, but I personally would have loved some Simon to have stood up after her first performance and said "You screwed up; your last your chance. GET OUT!" Edit: lol at Amanda suggesting a group of female dancers had "Vaga-voom." Freudian slip? Edited May 29, 2009 by Sheikah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 What.....the......fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 NOW what's going on?! that poor vampire waiter is screaming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The two kids will probably go through. Mainly because they were slightly less shit than everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Tonight was shite really . . . Only the street dancing lad deserves to go through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I want opera boy and dancing boy to go through. Think the little girl might make it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Just saw it. She so needs a slap. Had anyone else (that wasn't 10 years old) messed up, there's no way in hell they would have been allowed to do it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ...was that her doing it well....?? aww but ant and dec are looking after her. she's like a terrified little hamster. dont worry haggis! it'll be on youtube within the next 10 mins or so .. BUAHAHAHAHAAA already there http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKdVyb8sO4I enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) OH GOD I KNEW IT!! they're putting the girl who messed up her performance up for the judges vote... but lucky for her somehow she's up against the yodeling vampire girlboy thing... wow.... simon cowel might as well have been wearing a cape and standing ontop of the judge's table with his giant superhero fists on his trouser'd hips the way he shut whichever one of ant and dec that was telling the kid she couldnt do it again. he made him look like SUCH a bad guy Edited May 29, 2009 by bluey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I want opera boy and dancing boy to go through. Think the little girl might make it though. I am amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 God, that girl is uber annoying. Bint. The british public are so predictable. "OMG, THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL CRYING ON TV! LET'S VOTE FOR HER MULTIPLE TIMES REGARDLESS OF THE FACT SHE SUCKED!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I am amazing I called it first. The two kids will probably go through. Mainly because they were slightly less shit than everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 DREAM BEARS! that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 That was ACTUALLY hard to watch and yet hilarious at the same time. I feel both evil and sorry at the same time...a bit like my Fallout 3 character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 They were the most entertaining for me. laughed throughout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Confirmed: I am actually evil. Evidence to follow in roughly 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 God, that girl is uber annoying. Bint. The british public are so predictable. "OMG, THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL CRYING ON TV! LET'S VOTE FOR HER MULTIPLE TIMES REGARDLESS OF THE FACT SHE SUCKED!" I thought the same thing. I thought the dancing kid was really good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Wait I just remembered they were dancing to It's raining men. That makes it even greater. Easiy best act of the night. :p It's raining men is a choooooooon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ^ Yeah, I thought the boy dancer was awesome. Diversity should win the Final IMO, but because of the dumb-asses who vote, we all know it'll be over-rated Susan. Pottsey put her to shame tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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