EEVILMURRAY Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I got 2 minutes in and got bored. Does something happen in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten10 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Had a story like this in the local newspaper a few months ago, except it was because he badly wanted to be a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Reminds me of that story where the woman bit off a blokes tongue mid snog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Reminds me of that story where the woman bit off a blokes tongue mid snog. A while a go in the Zoo or Nuts magazine there was a guy who made a bet that he would cut his penis off if he lost. Once he lost he went to the drawer and took out some hedge clippers, went to the toilet, and cut it off. No one thought hed go through with it, and hes an idiot for doing it =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 A while a go in the Zoo or Nuts magazine there was a guy who made a bet that he would cut his penis off if he lost.Once he lost he went to the drawer and took out some hedge clippers, went to the toilet, and cut it off. No one thought hed go through with it, and hes an idiot for doing it =/ Although he's an idiot for doing so, you have to respect the fact he's a man of honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 Too funny: Look what i just found; A Chicago man resisted arrest in a most unusual way Wednesday, March 15 by cutting-off his penis. Distraught over an argument with his girlfriend, Jakub Fik went on a rampage through the streets of Chicago, smashing car windows and breaking into houses. When police caught up with him he cut-off his penis and threw both the knife and his penis at police. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own" -Ssergeant Edward Dolan of the 16th District was qouted as saying. Fik was taken to the Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where his penis was reattached, and later charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago said that although operations to reattach penises are rare, they are usually successful if the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours. http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/PenisManCutsOffThrowsPolice.html Too funny. Lobbing your dick at police? Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Just imagine the pain if the tazer landed where a wang once was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Well he certainly cocked that up. I remember reading that quite a few people do this for fun. I think they even have a championship where people try and do the most painful thing they can with their member, like smacking it with a hammer or sticking it through paper shredder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Well he certainly cocked that up. I remember reading that quite a few people do this for fun. I think they even have a championship where people try and do the most painful thing they can with their member, like smacking it with a hammer or sticking it through paper shredder. Its one of the more extreme body mods fo'sho. sticking it through a paper shredder... shudder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 The world of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez where bad things like that happen. Two instances I can recall was when one dipped his bollocks in hot coffee, and another where they dangled their balls over pool table pockets and others took shots. sticking it through a paper shredder... shudder! Only someone with a wang would react that way Something you want to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 The world of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez where bad things like that happen. Two instances I can recall was when one dipped his bollocks in hot coffee, and another where they dangled their balls over pool table pockets and others took shots. Only someone with a wang would react that way Something you want to share? Well...uhm...no? I figured, you smack a guy in the "wang" and they nearly die in pain.. Either its pretty painful or men have a low pain tolerance.. So using logical thought I would imagine a shredder can't be amazingly pain free. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Just imagine the pain if the tazer landed where a wang once was. It makes me cringe just thinking about that It makes me cringe as well reading stories on here of men chopping off their penises. Imagine the pain they endure after the chop has commenced. Both guys in both stories i read on here are idiots. I couldn't and wouldn't do such a thing in any circumstance. Suppose looking at it in the right/funny light "Two Men took Circumcision to the Extreme" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 What a knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Too funny: Look what i just found; http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/PenisManCutsOffThrowsPolice.html Too funny. Lobbing your dick at police? Classic. That is genius. If it wasn't so horrificaly disgusting and slight mental pain inducing, I'd want to actually see it happen. Lopping your knob off and throwing it at police, megalol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Call backup! They are throwing missiles!!! I'd rather through a dildo...a lot less painful me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 The world of Jackass and Dirty Sanchez where bad things like that happen. Two instances I can recall was when one dipped his bollocks in hot coffee, and another where they dangled their balls over pool table pockets and others took shots. Only someone with a wang would react that way Something you want to share? Actually, sticking any body part in a paper shredder is generally a no-go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I told my mate and linked him about mr.lob-a-knob, his response was that he was rather more concerned with the amount of related links beneath it. After telling my other friend and ensuing discussions with her(on an unrelated topic) she managed to bring it back to this with a most legendary quote of ' 'when faced with confrontation, you just need to throw your penis at someone'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 It makes me cringe just thinking about that It makes me cringe as well reading stories on here of men chopping off their penises. Imagine the pain they endure after the chop has commenced. Both guys in both stories i read on here are idiots. I couldn't and wouldn't do such a thing in any circumstance. Suppose looking at it in the right/funny light "Two Men took Circumcision to the Extreme" I'm being reminded of a scene from Robocop now. I'm sure we all know the one I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You guys must be new on the internet realm. There's videos of previous occurrences around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 You guys must be new on the internet realm. There's videos of previous occurrences around. Of people chucking their choppahs about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 *Gets hit in the eye by stray internet persons detatched testicle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 *Gets hit in the eye by stray internet persons detatched testicle* So that's where mine went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 So that's where mine went. Wait....you wanted it back? Woops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 my friend trimmed his pubes and caught his penis in the scissors. the said it was fairly painfull,and bledd lots. the photo he showed me was fairly horrific, a big gash on his cock. just realsied that sounds rude. hurhurhur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 the said it was fairly painfull,and bledd lots. Thats like saying "man doesn't drink anything. Man dies, due to not drinking anything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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