Dante Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Sometimes its a marathon. now a snicker? old joke
nightwolf Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 guy off? i have a mate that will love that saying so much. Haha, I've been looking at flash all day, I'm not about to go making sense for a forum! Poor Jordan. I'm sure she's doing it for the fun of it.
Chris the great Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 when i was in cornwall with mates, i didnt get to pleasure myself for about 9 days. walked past one of the girls in her room getting changed, door wide open, just changing from jogging bottoms to 3/4 shorts. totlay not bothered i could see her in bikini bottoms. later that wee we had a play fight, she wrapped her legs round my waist and squeezed. i had 5 days back log of sperm and errections were on a hair trigger, some how, i kept my cool and there wasnt any prodding.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 when i was in cornwall with mates, i didnt get to pleasure myself for about 9 days. walked past one of the girls in her room getting changed, door wide open, just changing from jogging bottoms to 3/4 shorts. totlay not bothered i could see her in bikini bottoms. later that wee we had a play fight, she wrapped her legs round my waist and squeezed. i had 5 days back log of sperm and errections were on a hair trigger, some how, i kept my cool and there wasnt any prodding. I admire your willpower. Heaven knows I couldn't have handled that.
Letty Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Haha, I've been looking at flash all day, I'm not about to go making sense for a forum! Poor Jordan. I'm sure she's doing it for the fun of it. Haha, I just put the washing on, and I didn't want my top hanging around until the next time I do some! *puts tshirt on*
Shino Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 when i was in cornwall with mates, i didnt get to pleasure myself for about 9 days. walked past one of the girls in her room getting changed, door wide open, just changing from jogging bottoms to 3/4 shorts. totlay not bothered i could see her in bikini bottoms. later that wee we had a play fight, she wrapped her legs round my waist and squeezed. i had 5 days back log of sperm and errections were on a hair trigger, some how, i kept my cool and there wasnt any prodding. Jizzed in mah pants.
James Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 I think when it comes push to shovem you dont really get a boner, I used to worry going to the beach in South Africa surrounded by hotties, but i think you just dont get them even though there are jigglies bouncing around everywhere, Horny guys, you have more willpower than you think!!!
Chris the great Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 I admire your willpower. Heaven knows I couldn't have handled that. yeah, i also got in an accidental boob grab. totaly by accident (honest guv!) i appologised but she didnt mind. to avoid waking the monster, i went into the fight 100%. shes bloody strong.
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 He's lying, no more than 20 mins after this happened he had to go to the toilet and knock one out.
Chris the great Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 He's lying, no more than 20 mins after this happened he had to go to the toilet and knock one out. i did not. i was on the beach and there were no public conviniences. our fight did make two old ladies leave the area. possibly to tickle the kipper, i dont know.
Pantsu Man! Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Jizzed in mah pants. Justin Timberreservoir at 1:11 Also this. (NSFMinors) And I masturbate. Vigorously.
Wesley Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Ie: her sexual wants are near zero these days. Le sigh. Meh, I ain't too fussed, if she doesn't want it, still got the old internets. Good old internets. That's pure Mark from Peep Show dialog there.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 Holy Shitasaurus. Seeing this thread is like stepping back in time. This thread needs a new title. Masturbation: Bigger, faster, harder, stronger and stickier than before. Hoo Har.
The Bard Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 The male sex drive is a shitty thing. Being constantly ready for sex is pretty annoying. This is true. Also, do you find that being horny/ in the mood for sex makes you somewhat more stupid? I mean, if I'm around my lass all day, then I'm less likely to be able to concentrate on stuff even if she's not talking or doing anything at all. Not for want of sex, but more due to the prospect of it...Thankfully, she's usually in the mood whenever I am, which isn't particularly conducive to getting anything done. I love flaunting my sex life on the internet. Bwahahahaha =P. I remember finding bushes in lads mags.... Woah. That was funny. Shits goin down.
DomJcg Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 This threads lol, 9 days?!?! NINE DAYS OMG, so? you just don't do it >< my frakin god, is it that hard (lol) And the amount of sex/wank talk that comes up in convo at uni is ridiculous, like we didn't know enough about each other. Merf
Ellmeister Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 When I come down and see you at the weekend, we are definitely discussing these matters.
chairdriver Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I don't know what I'd do if there was no internet.
DomJcg Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 When I come down and see you at the weekend, we are definitely discussing these matters. Well, we spent the past hour googling *insert item here* porn so...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I don't know what I'd do if there was no internet. You'd masturbate until your little willy fell off. Tee Hee. Either that, or...outside world. I dunno. That's a longshot, though.
Emasher Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Who remembers finding bits of lad mags paper in the bushes as a kid? O-o When I was about 7, a playboy one day appeared on the playground at school. everyone started fighting over it. I don't think anyone knew what sex was. But everyone understood that pictures of nude girls was a good thing.
chairdriver Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 You'd masturbate until your little willy fell off. Tee Hee. Either that, or...outside world. I dunno. That's a longshot, though. This post is confusing me.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 This post is confusing me. Well, you said you didn't know what you'd do if the internet ceased to be, or didn't exist. And, I thought, you'd masturbate. Keeping in-line with the thread. Honestly, it's what we'd all do. Either that, or we'd spend more time in teh real world. I know I would..but...fucking addictive KNEE. I remember the first time I masturbated. I got it horribly wrong and had friction burn. Almost passed out, too, haha!
chairdriver Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 -------- I dunno if this is past the line of acceptability or whatever, but I'll ask it anyway: How far can you guys shoot?
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