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It's even better to know one of the british scientists working for/with CERN, is the keyboard player from D:Ream, yes thats right the pop band that brought you such classics as "Things Can Only Get Better".

 

(Having watched a few videos, bloke seems a like decent guy).

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That's rubbish, it's faster than that. According to Wikipedia: "It will take less than 90 microseconds for a proton to travel once around the main ring (a speed of about 11,000 revolutions per second)".

 

Nice to know that the media is still scaremongering as per usual, eh?

 

and according to someone who was there :

 

"And at 9.30 it's a triumph! The beam has gone round the circuit three times. Vast applause. The director general of CERN when this was first conceived a quarter of a century ago, Sir Chris Llewelyn-Smith has embraced Lyn Evans, the Welshman in charge of the switch-on. Grizzled particle physicists of a certain age and craggy stoicism are grinning and - just possibly - a tear has been seen. After a nail-biting few hours, this seems to be working. Given that it's one of the most expensive experiments conducted by mankind, that is probably a relief. "

 

"This is much better than expected. I've just heard that the beam circulated the LHC 3 times on the first attempt at just before 10.28 CET (0928 BST). The senior guys here do look genuinely surprised at the performance of their 27km baby. To put it into context, I was told earlier that the last machine here, LEP, which was much simpler, took 12 hours to get to this point. LHC has delivered the goods in an hour! "

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Ah man, i had everything sorted out ready for impending Armageddon. I had a Vicar for my last rights and to forgive me of sin, i had bought a bottle of Irn Bru as my last drink and a half frozen Yorkie bar (don't ask).

 

Only joking, came to work as usual as i reckoned nothing would happen. Truth bit only of above was i actually had a Yorkie in the fridge.

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Having skimmed this thread and realised I don't know if i'm trapped in a never-ending death throw of repeating N-E forum posting, can anyone give a break down of what this whole shebang means? Is it an energy creator or something?

 

The machine is supposed to create the exact microsecond after the Big Bang occured by crashing protons into each other. Critics were saying that this could end the world by creating a black hole that would suck the world into non-existance.

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It's even better to know one of the british scientists working for/with CERN, is the keyboard player from D:Ream, yes thats right the pop band that brought you such classics as "Things Can Only Get Better".

 

(Having watched a few videos, bloke seems a like decent guy).

 

That's the same chap who's reported to have said: "Anybody who believes that the LHC will cause the end of the world is a complete twat!"

 

I like him already. :smile:

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and according to someone who was there :

 

"And at 9.30 it's a triumph! The beam has gone round the circuit three times. Vast applause. The director general of CERN when this was first conceived a quarter of a century ago, Sir Chris Llewelyn-Smith has embraced Lyn Evans, the Welshman in charge of the switch-on. Grizzled particle physicists of a certain age and craggy stoicism are grinning and - just possibly - a tear has been seen. After a nail-biting few hours, this seems to be working. Given that it's one of the most expensive experiments conducted by mankind, that is probably a relief. "

 

"This is much better than expected. I've just heard that the beam circulated the LHC 3 times on the first attempt at just before 10.28 CET (0928 BST). The senior guys here do look genuinely surprised at the performance of their 27km baby. To put it into context, I was told earlier that the last machine here, LEP, which was much simpler, took 12 hours to get to this point. LHC has delivered the goods in an hour! "

 

Perhaps to start with, but fish is also right - at full speed (which I believe they did achieve today), the beam of particles travel at 27km slower than the speed of light.

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So does this mean that all our theories of science are built upon something unobserved and blind faith, rather much like the religion that a number of scientists choose to criticise? I still like science, I still have faith in science, maths, numbers and logic, but a while back part of me DID lose faith in some of the advanced physics, possibly because I couldn't understand it. How is it that in a world so full of science and technology, we have non-observed phenomena holding together all our theories?

 

(This question is semi-serious, I actually don't get how it came about to be like this)

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Quoted for truth.

 

I'd prefer to know nothing about the universe or whatever they're trying to find out, and just NOT risk being eaten.

 

You're one of those people who would have sat as a caveman thinking, "hmm, yeah, this is ok. I mean, there are tigers that eat me as soon as I step out, but hey. I manage to live mostly"

 

Then there are the other people who venture out and create fire.

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Best thing to come out of this so far... apparently someone sent CERN a small parcel containing a crowbar, a note for it's eventual wielder and a letter to the guys at CERN saying something similar to 'Get this to Gordon Freeman. He'll know what to do.' Not sure if it's true or not but wouldn't it be great if someone had done that, you know, just in case. "Yes, here's a crowbar. Give it to Gordon. If anything goes wrong, he'll sort it." :P

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You're one of those people who would have sat as a caveman thinking, "hmm, yeah, this is ok. I mean, there are tigers that eat me as soon as I step out, but hey. I manage to live mostly"

 

Then there are the other people who venture out and create fire.

 

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Tigers can't be compared to black holes. Why would you even try to?

 

And yeah, I'm inherently selfish, preserve my own life.

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Having skimmed this thread and realised I don't know if i'm trapped in a never-ending death throw of repeating N-E forum posting, can anyone give a break down of what this whole shebang means? Is it an energy creator or something?

 

Yeah, the importance of the LHC totally goes over my head, I wish someone could explain in simple terms.

 

It is to observe what happened microseconds after the big bang. They believe they will find anti-matter/dark matter and prove theories like the Higgs boson.

 

So does this mean that all our theories of science are built upon something unobserved and blind faith, rather much like the religion that a number of scientists choose to criticise? I still like science, I still have faith in science, maths, numbers and logic, but a while back part of me DID lose faith in some of the advanced physics, possibly because I couldn't understand it. How is it that in a world so full of science and technology, we have non-observed phenomena holding together all our theories?

 

(This question is semi-serious, I actually don't get how it came about to be like this)

 

The reason they can't observe it is because it was meant to only exist at the begining of the big bang and somehow doesn't now.

 

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Tigers can't be compared to black holes. Why would you even try to?

 

And yeah, I'm inherently selfish, preserve my own life.

 

I would assume he meant nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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