Mock The Thread

[ReZourceman]

Stick your tongue through a glory hole.

[Ellmeister]

Be George Michael.

[Cube]

Be with George Michael.

[Captain Falcon]

Breathe in.

[Sméagol]

Have your birthday party there.

[The Peeps]

Wait for someone to go into a stall then shout 'FIRE, FIRE!'

[Jimbob]

Leave the door open

[Jonnas]

Enter .........

[mcj metroid]

Take a piss into the sink.....very unladylike behaviour

[nekunando]

ReZ won that round.. but kinda lost at the same time It was pretty damn sick..

Edited December 10, 2010 by nekunando

[ReZourceman]

Things you shouldn't ask for in a delicatessen.

[MoogleViper]

"Can I have some baby back ribs please? No... I don't mean the pork ones."

[The Peeps]

Can I get one of those umm... cleveland steamers?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT'S A WHAT?!?

[heroicjanitor]

I'd like you to make some coffee out of my filtered piss.

[Sméagol]

[cheap]"So, where's the glory hole?"[/cheap]

[nekunando]

Are you circumcised?

[heroicjanitor]

You can't order an "Are you circumcised" :p

[ReZourceman]

Are you circumcised?

 

Winnnar lolz.

[nekunando]

Things you shouldn't say to Santa when you sit on his lap

[ReZourceman]

A pop-up lightsabre! ...Oooh that was quick, thanks Santa!

[MoogleViper]

"I'd like some medicine to stop this violent diarrhoea.

[ReZourceman]

"I'd like some medicine to stop this violent diarrhoea.

 

Uttoexter brilliance.

[Cube]

"Hello Jesus!"

[Fused King]

Are you the Santa that humped my mother's ass?

[ReZourceman]

I know for a fact you're not real....so I've got to ask....what motivates you to disguise yourself and have children sit on your penis, whilst you ask them their desires?