Jimbob Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Contestant number 2, come on down. Come on, we haven't got all day hurry up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Well, I think it's time to pick a winner. And the winner is... ... ... Congratulation you have won the grand prize! 1 million *cough*Zimbabwe*cough* dollars! Our Nicelandic contestant takes the ultimate prize! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Alrighty, let´s give it a go: Strange things to mention while being stuck in an elevator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I hope my IBS stays under control, eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 "This goes all the way up to the 47th, right? Have you ever considered becoming a member of Jehovah's Witnesses?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 "This is the first time I've been left alone with somebody since I went into prison for homicide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Ever fucked a dead deer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Hello my name's James Blunt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Looks like we are going to be here a long time, fancy a game of I-Spy, Hide and seek or Tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 This is the worst day to have diarrhoea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 "This is the first time I've been left alone with somebody since I went into prison for homicide." "Hello my name's James Blunt." :bowdown::bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "Hello my name's James Blunt." There you have it, the winner. Pat yourself on the back and receive your complimentary price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 "I read a report in the paper the other day that these are the most frequently breaking down elavators in the country." (I actually used to say this all the time Heh heh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Things you shouldn't say on a first date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 My last girlfriend left me for no reason. But it's ok, I gave her AIDS ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "Can I skullfuck you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "My wife likes this place too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 "You look like a girl I raped once." ----------- "Do you have any kids? Im very interested in kids." ----------- "My last relationship ended very badly. I honestly didn't think it was that steep-a drop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "You're awesome, but...Could I have your sister's phone number?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 "Bagsy your paying..!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 "Hello my name's James Blunt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 "What, you don't think a Reuben sandwich is a fancy dinner? Man, you have high standards - the girls I was with the other nights didn't complain!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 "Hello my name's James Blunt." :bowdown::bowdown: Double whammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Some great ones there but I'm gonna have to go with: "My wife likes this place too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 yeeeey! ^____^ Worst thing you could say after being caught cheating Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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