gaggle64 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..." :bowdown: :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "Let's see then, speeder's on the right ... what was on the left again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 "And that was the THIRD rape accusation thrown at me, now about the forth...." "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Anonymous Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Been busy?......What time you on till? Mr.A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Shit, didn't knw this was a one way road." "How the hell dig i get to this side of the motorway?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Chris the Great's was awesome, but you can't beat a bit of Blunt bashing. "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..." Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 *wanted to say "you talkin' to me?" as his answer * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Your turn. Right ho. Unusual things to read/hear in an airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "All planes will arrive on time with no hijacks whatsoever." "Ooh, all my luggage came back safely." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "Due to financial cut backs, for your convenience the air traffic control system has been replaced with a man on a step ladder waving a broom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "We hope you enjoy your flight. Our captain has ensured us that he only had the one glass at lunchtime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "Today's inflight movie is Final Destination." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "Attention...Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Wallawalla Bing Bang. That is all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42... 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "in the event of an accident, lean forward, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good bye" "wecome to terminal 5, we are pleased to announce we have recently been voted the best airport terminal for customer service in the EU." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 "Attention, all flights have been cancelled due to Flight 815 crashing on an island with polar bears, mysterious hatches and the others...Oh wait, sorry people, watching LOST..." "WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO!!! Ahahahaha, just kidding, the looks on your faces, haha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 "Today's inflight movie is Final Destination." "Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42... 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42..." "Attention, all flights have been cancelled due to Flight 815 crashing on an island with polar bears, mysterious hatches and the others...Oh wait, sorry people, watching LOST..." Errmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 "In the event of engine breakdown, we kindly ask the passengers to go out and push." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Anonymous Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "Attention...hijackers... all your base are belong to us" Mr.A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "Ooh, all my luggage came back safely." Easily the best. Your go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Ooo-kay...let me think. Don't know if this is any good, but I'll give it a go: Unlikely things to be said by Barack Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "Thinking about it...I don't wanna be president no more! I give up!" "Me and Bush are having an affair together" DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN-DUN*Eastender drums at the end just in case no-one knew, lol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "Status quo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "By the power of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POOWWWEEERRRR!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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