Hellfire Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 She knows you're a virgin right? I mean, I'm sure she understands. Just remember: lots of foreplay. We expect a post game report just so you know. And a video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 She knows you're a virgin right? I mean, I'm sure she understands. Just remember: lots of foreplay. Yeah but...Theres a good chance shes not actually have been with a virgin. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Nothing can prepare you for what will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Yeah but...Theres a good chance shes not actually have been with a virgin. :/ Then it's a first time for her too! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 We expect a post game report just so you know. I've come this far bro, I won't fail you now. Then it's a first time for her too! ... LOL...I guess. I'm hoping my years of viewing explicit porn will back me up somehow...somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 First time ain't about enjoying it, throw the romantic shit out the window. The first time sucks and anyone who tells you different ain't had good sex. The first time is about checking out the turf, running the length of the pitch and getting rid of those nerves that you get when you first step out onto the field (hey, a football analogy). Remember, sex aint about love, it's a sport. Just like your tae-kwon-do, you're gonna get kicked the the head a couple of times at first (literally in my case), but practice enough and she'll be on her back screaming in no time. And that my boy, is where babies come from. Post of the f'ing year m8. Time this is all said and done, this thread will be a legend. Emasher, we all know you are a virgin, but nice try =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Wow, this thread... Anyway, I probably shouldn't be giving advice here, but like has been said, first times kinda suck. Unless you prepare (like has been said, wank beforehand), you will be coming pretty much immediately (that is if you can get it in from the first time). So yes, wank beforehand if you can or something. Also, foreplay! Try and please her; this isn't all about you, remember that she needs to be satisfied with it as well. And since the sex itself will probably not yet be at a level she's used at (not your fault, it's your first time), you will have to please her in other ways. Keep the lady happy and she will keep you happy as well. Other than that, don't focus too much on the sex alone that night, just enjoy having a night together, alone, with a movie, food and drinks and whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Just show her a picture of The Don and she'll be moist in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Mate, unless you pump a couple out before hand (and I mean before you meet her, don't leave her in the front room whilst you hammer down in the loo) Holy. Fucking. Epic. Thread. My tip is dont use protection. I mean come on whats the liklihood you'll get her pregnant first time? Like not high. And it feels better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Holy. Fucking. Epic. Thread. My tip is dont use protection. I mean come on whats the liklihood you'll get her pregnant first time? Like not high. And it feels better. I hope that was a joke. Right? =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Probably wasn't knowing Rez XD. My first time was... errr... meh tbh. Sex gets way better over time, trust me. Oh and the whole "jack off before hand" can back fire, as in... you wouldn't cum and then she'll be upset (this happend to a friend of mine in high school). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Holy. Fucking. Epic. Thread. My tip is dont use protection. I mean come on whats the liklihood you'll get her pregnant first time? Like not high. And it feels better. *Watches Juno and disagrees* Haha I loved that movie:heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Also, word of warning, some girls like to shove their fingers up your ass to pleasure you more. QFT. OK onto the serious stuff. This cant be stressed enough. Wank every day 10 times running upto the "event". Wank on the day. Wank before it happens. Dont expect it to be like a porn movie. If all you have is porn to go by you might be dissapointed. It wont be great, the first time never is. My first time was in the Arboritum (sp) in Nottingham. We were in the bushes and there some chinese tourist watching us. I lasted about 1 minute and slipped out at the vital moment. Just remember foreplay. I.E Use your fingers, and your tounge. Remember not many girls can orgasm through sex alone, play with the clit first, rub it, lick it, love it. When she has come just stick it in and pound until your done ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Too much information >.> I guess the most important thing is to relax, and don't be drunk, it's not good *knows the hard way* Anyway relax, before, during and after, thats the most important thing really, calmly approach and just enjoy yourself, you can always do over you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Take it nice and steady with the foreplay, and remember: you're not in until you hear the squelch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I guess the most important thing is to relax, and don't be drunk, it's not good *knows the SOFT way* Fixed for truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somme Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 This thread makes me think coming early is quite common. I on the other hand normally take too long. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 This thread makes me think coming early is quite common. I on the other hand normally take too long. :P Same here >_>. It kinda sucks to be honest! But, ya sometimes thats just how it is. Seriously though, if you know how a girl "works" (which can take some time) and you're both not too nervous you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domstercool Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 *walks in* *sees cum flying everywhere* OMG DISGUSTING, OMG DISGUSTING AS HELL! *runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 When you're bombarding be sure to yell "Bombs away!", then beat on your chest, while uttering a warcry, punch the wall, grab debris and eat it. And don't forget to show her this thread. I'm counting on you son, make this forum proud. hahahahah god add me to the lolage crew god that kid rocks. Take your time and don't be dissapointed if it isn't amazing. The best thing is to make sure your good friends with the person if something does go wrong so its no big deal. But im sure it wont just remember to enjoy yourself as sex is meant to be at least a bit fun! Oh and also remember all women secretly crave 10 inch porn star penises and will be dissatisfied with yours!! I jest my friend you will do great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 Thanks very much for all the tips...I'll go ahead and do the pre-wanking, and kiss and lick a lot. ^^...But licking the clit, is that...'mainstream'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Not as mainstream as sex itself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 Oh and also remember all women secretly crave 10 inch porn star penises and will be dissatisfied with yours!! I jest my friend you will do great I'm hoping my 'hip action' will do the trick. I'm just Mr average. Not as mainstream as sex itself... Yeah...Might leave that for a later date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 But licking the clit, is that...'mainstream'? I dont quite get you there...... As long as the woman is clean there should be no horrible "after taste". And im of course guessing you know where the clit is, if you dont know speak up and we will help you ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 Wow, this thread... Anyway, I probably shouldn't be giving advice here, but like has been said, first times kinda suck. Unless you prepare (like has been said, wank beforehand), you will be coming pretty much immediately (that is if you can get it in from the first time). So yes, wank beforehand if you can or something. Also, foreplay! Try and please her; this isn't all about you, remember that she needs to be satisfied with it as well. And since the sex itself will probably not yet be at a level she's used at (not your fault, it's your first time), you will have to please her in other ways. Keep the lady happy and she will keep you happy as well. Other than that, don't focus too much on the sex alone that night, just enjoy having a night together, alone, with a movie, food and drinks and whatever. Really appreciated. But I really do aim to please ^^ ...Man, I wonder how I'll feel on Sunday lol. I dont quite get you there...... As long as the woman is clean there should be no horrible "after taste". And im of course guessing you know where the clit is, if you dont know speak up and we will help you ^^ I mean, (really should be asking a woman here) but is clit licking always enjoyable for a woman? And is there ever a 'horrible aftertaste'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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