MoogleViper Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 One of my mates said that he could put his finger over the end of his nob so when he came it shot really far and powerful. Like you do with a hose.
Guest Stefkov Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Oh, your fucked then a jar may really be your best option. Although sometimes it is fun to "peel back" at the vital moment and shoot in her eye. Makes me laugh anyway ^^ This is the best post I have ever read.
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Is it because it's tighter than Letty's bucket?
tapedeck Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Seriously, imagine if your parents found said jar... That's the stuff psychologists get paid for. So, everyday tips and tricks...Wank into a jar?! I think I'll skip that one. :p
Letty Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Is it because it's tighter than Letty's bucket? *IS CRY* :p
Charlie Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Seriously, imagine if your parents found said jar... That's the stuff psychologists get paid for. So, everyday tips and tricks...Wank into a jar?! I think I'll skip that one. :p Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably washes it out after usage.
Raining_again Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Collecting it would be pretty sick.. XD Ahhh man, lets see, tips and tricks. When you dye your hair use lots of vaseline around your hairline. Stops staining. for the ladies: if your mascara goes dry put it under hot water for 10-15 minutes. [barry scott]Good as new![/barry scott]
Guest Stefkov Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably washes it out after usage. Funny if he didn't. Then placed it in the cupboard along with the Jam and Peanut butter. Mayonnaise....do you keep mayonnaise warm? I've always known it to be in the fridge.
Cube Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Funny if he didn't. Then placed it in the cupboard along with the Jam and Peanut butter. Mayonnaise....do you keep mayonnaise warm? I've always known it to be in the fridge. What if he placed his jar in the fridge? Oh: Jam, Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise jars belong in the fridge once they've been opened once.
Noku Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Hope I can conjure up some good advice after laughing my ass off pages one through five... - Always put water in the cookery you just used, keeps from getting them all sticky and stucky (especially if you put off doing the dishes for days on end, like I do) - If you think you're gonne have a hangover in the morning, drink lots and lots of fruit juice before going to bed, and lots and lots of coffee in the morning - Keep your apples in the fridge, this'll make'm last weeks - Never take more money with you than you're willing to miss
Esequiel Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Never put bannanas in your fruit bowl with other fruit. The contact will make the skin turn all black and minging. Also never put them in the fridge.
Guest Jordan Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Another topic high-jack by talking about Jordan. You fucking love it.
Olympic Gamer Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Another topic high-jack by talking about Jordan. *cry* IS THIS JEALOUSY I SPY? LUL LUL LUL I personally thought this would be safe of Jar talk now.. but it seems not..
Guest Jordan Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Nah, Dante just really hates me for seemingly no reason. Ah well. Don't read on if you don't particularly enjoy the "details." FYI: When jar was used, the jar was cleaned out after use. I had to use it because of the consistancy and the 'power'. And Murray, Letty is no bucket...
ReZourceman Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Don't read on if you don't particularly enjoy the "details." Why did I read on.
tapedeck Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Nah, Dante just really hates me for seemingly no reason. Ah well. Don't read on if you don't particularly enjoy the "details." FYI: When jar was used, the jar was cleaned out after use. I had to use it because of the consistancy and the 'power'. And Murray, Letty is no bucket... I seriously thought you would top the jar up THEN empty it.
ReZourceman Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 O_o That would have been pretty sick. Id like to see something like that. Just....y'know...cos' it would be interesting....visually.
MoogleViper Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 I thought you left it in there. And watched the layers build up. Like sedmentary rock.
ReZourceman Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 "And from this slice we can see that Jordan was a horny bastard"
MoogleViper Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 "And from this slice we can see that Jordan was a horny bastard" "From our research we can conclude the exact date that Jordan recieved genital warts."
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