ReZourceman Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 This thread has evolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 One of my mates said that he could put his finger over the end of his nob so when he came it shot really far and powerful. Like you do with a hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Oh, your fucked then a jar may really be your best option. Although sometimes it is fun to "peel back" at the vital moment and shoot in her eye. Makes me laugh anyway ^^ This is the best post I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Is it because it's tighter than Letty's bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Seriously, imagine if your parents found said jar... That's the stuff psychologists get paid for. So, everyday tips and tricks...Wank into a jar?! I think I'll skip that one. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Is it because it's tighter than Letty's bucket? *IS CRY* :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Another topic high-jack by talking about Jordan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Seriously, imagine if your parents found said jar... That's the stuff psychologists get paid for. So, everyday tips and tricks...Wank into a jar?! I think I'll skip that one. :p Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably washes it out after usage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Collecting it would be pretty sick.. XD Ahhh man, lets see, tips and tricks. When you dye your hair use lots of vaseline around your hairline. Stops staining. for the ladies: if your mascara goes dry put it under hot water for 10-15 minutes. [barry scott]Good as new![/barry scott] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably washes it out after usage. Funny if he didn't. Then placed it in the cupboard along with the Jam and Peanut butter. Mayonnaise....do you keep mayonnaise warm? I've always known it to be in the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Funny if he didn't. Then placed it in the cupboard along with the Jam and Peanut butter. Mayonnaise....do you keep mayonnaise warm? I've always known it to be in the fridge. What if he placed his jar in the fridge? Oh: Jam, Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise jars belong in the fridge once they've been opened once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noku Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Hope I can conjure up some good advice after laughing my ass off pages one through five... - Always put water in the cookery you just used, keeps from getting them all sticky and stucky (especially if you put off doing the dishes for days on end, like I do) - If you think you're gonne have a hangover in the morning, drink lots and lots of fruit juice before going to bed, and lots and lots of coffee in the morning - Keep your apples in the fridge, this'll make'm last weeks - Never take more money with you than you're willing to miss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Never put bannanas in your fruit bowl with other fruit. The contact will make the skin turn all black and minging. Also never put them in the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Another topic high-jack by talking about Jordan. You fucking love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Another topic high-jack by talking about Jordan. *cry* IS THIS JEALOUSY I SPY? LUL LUL LUL I personally thought this would be safe of Jar talk now.. but it seems not.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Nah, Dante just really hates me for seemingly no reason. Ah well. Don't read on if you don't particularly enjoy the "details." FYI: When jar was used, the jar was cleaned out after use. I had to use it because of the consistancy and the 'power'. And Murray, Letty is no bucket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Don't read on if you don't particularly enjoy the "details." Why did I read on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Nah, Dante just really hates me for seemingly no reason. Ah well. Don't read on if you don't particularly enjoy the "details." FYI: When jar was used, the jar was cleaned out after use. I had to use it because of the consistancy and the 'power'. And Murray, Letty is no bucket... I seriously thought you would top the jar up THEN empty it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 O_o That would have been pretty sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Imagine the splashback! X_X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 O_o That would have been pretty sick. Id like to see something like that. Just....y'know...cos' it would be interesting....visually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 I thought you left it in there. And watched the layers build up. Like sedmentary rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 "And from this slice we can see that Jordan was a horny bastard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 "And from this slice we can see that Jordan was a horny bastard" "From our research we can conclude the exact date that Jordan recieved genital warts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 I've never had those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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