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Imagine the splashback! X_X

Probably used a funnel.

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And Murray, Letty is no bucket... ;)

I bet it's a massive axe wound.

I seriously thought you would top the jar up THEN empty it. :blank:

So did I, because knocking one off into a jar then cleaning it right after? Fucks sake just use some tissue.

Imagine the splashback! X_X

Ah, now that would depend on the consistency.

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I read on for teh lulz

 

Seriously, why didnt you just fill it up for great practical joke purposes? Like tip it in a cars exhaust pipe when its parked on a hill so it'l drip down and clog it? It'd make an awesome youtube video

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably washes it out after usage.

 

I think the reason why we all know about the jar was that after a session Jordan washed it with mega-hot water and it turned all gloopy/tarry/sticky and he told someone on the forum about it. Obviously, they posted the msn convo.

Or at least that's how it went in my head. Shame we can't consult xsorbit for the truth.

Guest Jordan
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Its true Odwin, its true.

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Semin: The X-Rated Pikmin Sequel!

Semin1.jpg

 

Join Captian Japseye, when his space ship crash lands on a strange world inhabitted by small creatures called Semin. Captain Japseye must repair his ship, at first he decides it is not a problem - the important pieces of the ship that came off are all salvaged and in good condition, however he unfortunately does not have the tools needed to attach them back on. Captain Japseye must come up with a way to manipulate the Semins until they ejaculate, using the sticky residue as a highly adhesive bonding agent to afix his space craft back together.

 

Semintm utilises the Nintendo Wiis unique features

 

- Use motion controls to excite the Semin into unloading their hot sticky wad.

- Download episodic content and techniques from Wii Connect 24

- Use the DS to Wii connectivity and stroke and poke your way to entertainment using the DS touch screen.

- The Wii remotes built in speaker provides realistic sounds

- Play with your friends and excite the Semin together!

 

Semin will be released on September 22nd, look out for more updates only on N-Europe.

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Semen in a jar + hot water = sticky tarry stuff. Good to know. :)

 

 

(Lol, when typing this I accidentally typed semin)

 

It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist.

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It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist.

 

Hahahah!

 

That advert cracks me up.

 

"Hi I did the make up on Sex and the City. I found out about this new bullshit scieince thing called Pentipilisis, which women will think sounds complicated and so must work, and its amazing I couldnt do my work without it now."

 

Pentapeptides, what the fucking fuck. People who believe that are thick as shit, and thats the sweet truth.

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I've never had a wank before. What's it like?

 

I've always had the impression it's like the cork popping out of a bottle of champagne with a rainbow flowing out after.

 

disclamer, i have had many many "wanks" before.

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It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist.

Lol at pentapeptides, what are five amino acids joined together going to do that'll be fundamentally different to four or six?

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Lol at pentapeptides, what are five amino acids joined together going to do that'll be fundamentally different to four or six?

 

Its all well and good talking about clusters of amino acids, but we are talking about Pentapeptides, hmmmkay.

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Its all well and good talking about clusters of amino acids, but we are talking about Pentapeptides, hmmmkay.

 

Some people just don't understand the amazing anti-ageing properties of pentapeptides.


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