heroicjanitor Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Jiggle Physics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvonne Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "Nvidia's new physx engine reportedly caused desynchronisation problems in the testing phase of the upcoming "Farcry 1900". At the time of writing Nvidia has made no official statement about the issue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Shiiii- Sorry, guys Quite a few good entries, but... When attempting to bring video game tracks into real life, the American Racing Association probably shouldn't have started with Rainbow Road. ...this one takes it. Go Moogle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 Woohoo! I'll use one of @Goafer's pictures from the photography thread. Hope he doesn't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "Slender man enjoys a quiet walk with a friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvonne Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "The only surviving photograph of the inventors of the Penny Farthing together." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "Fancy a short walk to the shop?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 In local news, 2 Mafia goons were released earlier today after serving a 10 year stretch at the big house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "And then I said to her: 'Who's your daddy longlegs?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 “Hmm, freshmen seem to get shorter every year.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 Sorry I'm late. Dannyboy is teh winrar. Go @Dannyboy\-the\-Dane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 4, 2013 Author Share Posted October 4, 2013 "This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to beef up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Looks like they tried to.... double the steaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Imagine the cook’s surprise after the steak sneezed back at him after adding the pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 An Introduction : Two men meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I actually thought it was a heart cut in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 During a zombie invasion you do anything to survive, even using a meat-shield is fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'll have to give this one to @The Peeps and his puntastic entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Ready, set, caption! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 With still 1 hour and 20 minutes to go, she’s definitely not cut out for a 9-to-5 job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 "The potential acquisition of Shiny Jangly Keys Ltd had fallen through, and Morag was not happy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Any more entries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 20, 2013 Author Share Posted October 20, 2013 This is a really hard one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 A little over half past three, when most co-workers have gone home, that’s usually when Ivana reflects on her life. “I used to be so carefree in my childhood.. Not a single worry”, she thinks. “Now look at me. Stuck in this drab office job, with no prospects of a better career.. My husband left me for a younger woman, leaving me to raise my drug addict of a daughter alone. She won’t even talk to me anymore.. I struggle to pay my mortgage and my bills. Why do I even go on? It would be so much easier to end it all..” Quarter to four.. That’s usually when the sobbing starts. And when the sobbing starts, that’s when the happy pills come out of her desk.. The question each day is, “does she only take one, or does she take the whole bottle?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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