Yvonne Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 "Nvidia's new physx engine reportedly caused desynchronisation problems in the testing phase of the upcoming "Farcry 1900". At the time of writing Nvidia has made no official statement about the issue."
Jonnas Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Shiiii- Sorry, guys Quite a few good entries, but... When attempting to bring video game tracks into real life, the American Racing Association probably shouldn't have started with Rainbow Road. ...this one takes it. Go Moogle!
MoogleViper Posted September 13, 2013 Author Posted September 13, 2013 Woohoo! I'll use one of @Goafer's pictures from the photography thread. Hope he doesn't mind.
Esequiel Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 "Slender man enjoys a quiet walk with a friend"
Yvonne Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 "The only surviving photograph of the inventors of the Penny Farthing together."
Goafer Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 In local news, 2 Mafia goons were released earlier today after serving a 10 year stretch at the big house.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 "And then I said to her: 'Who's your daddy longlegs?'"
Sméagol Posted October 2, 2013 Posted October 2, 2013 “Hmm, freshmen seem to get shorter every year.”
MoogleViper Posted October 2, 2013 Author Posted October 2, 2013 Sorry I'm late. Dannyboy is teh winrar. Go @Dannyboy\-the\-Dane
MoogleViper Posted October 4, 2013 Author Posted October 4, 2013 "This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to beef up."
The Peeps Posted October 4, 2013 Posted October 4, 2013 Looks like they tried to.... double the steaks!
Sméagol Posted October 9, 2013 Posted October 9, 2013 Imagine the cook’s surprise after the steak sneezed back at him after adding the pepper.
heroicjanitor Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 During a zombie invasion you do anything to survive, even using a meat-shield is fair game.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 14, 2013 Posted October 14, 2013 I'll have to give this one to @The Peeps and his puntastic entry.
Sméagol Posted October 14, 2013 Posted October 14, 2013 With still 1 hour and 20 minutes to go, she’s definitely not cut out for a 9-to-5 job.
bob Posted October 19, 2013 Posted October 19, 2013 "The potential acquisition of Shiny Jangly Keys Ltd had fallen through, and Morag was not happy"
Sméagol Posted October 20, 2013 Posted October 20, 2013 A little over half past three, when most co-workers have gone home, that’s usually when Ivana reflects on her life. “I used to be so carefree in my childhood.. Not a single worry”, she thinks. “Now look at me. Stuck in this drab office job, with no prospects of a better career.. My husband left me for a younger woman, leaving me to raise my drug addict of a daughter alone. She won’t even talk to me anymore.. I struggle to pay my mortgage and my bills. Why do I even go on? It would be so much easier to end it all..” Quarter to four.. That’s usually when the sobbing starts. And when the sobbing starts, that’s when the happy pills come out of her desk.. The question each day is, “does she only take one, or does she take the whole bottle?”
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