Dan_Dare Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Prince of Persia Retrospective bangin. will watch soon.
dan-likes-trees Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Myeah, can't see how he complain about lack of good games coming out when Geometry Wars and Braid just got released. Hope he reviews 'em one day...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 His arsebanging of Farah, who was a shitty character has lessened my faith in this weekly installment of bollocks.
Coolness Bears Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 I agree with Eevil Farah was annoying! I never played the other two but the first one is class. Very good game so I agree with him there.
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 I bought Rival Swords as part of an offer [really should actually play the game] by my housemate at the time spunked the pr0's of Sands of Time onto me so I go it off someone here and shat on it. Farah, although a lot more "active" than other female characters you get was still a pain in the arse, with a shitty weapon and a distinct lack of initiative to run away, but to whine at you until you stopped saving your own life to help her out a bit.
Coolness Bears Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 She fired arrows which did all of nothing really, they stopped the enemies for about a second then I had to run in and save the day! Still I had so much fun just killing myself and rewinding time. I could have done that all day! :p She is a better character than whatsherface. my brain is slowly melting tonight... ASHLEY! (got it.) In Resident Evil 4.
Dan_Dare Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Farah was an excellent character. Less good as an acomplice, maybe, but she's the best written female character in gaming other than Alyx Vance. oh and probably Jade from BG&E
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Something about that review was shit... I can't quite put my finger on it.
Jonnas Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Something about that review was shit... I can't quite put my finger on it. There was something weird about that review, true. Like he constantly was hopping from one topic to another. It was still pretty funny, though. His only shitty reviews are about games he never liked or was interested in (TWEWY, Brawl, Soul Calibur 4, etc.)
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 27, 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 There was something weird about that review, true. Like he constantly was hopping from one topic to another. He seemed to enjoy talking more about himself.
Jonnas Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 He seemed to enjoy talking more about himself. Same crap. He hopped from the game to his view on the industry, and vice-versa.
ReZourceman Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 I thought it was pretty funny. Same stuff as usual really...hes right on a lot of it though.
martinist Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 EVE online review A few days late this week ¬_¬
Jonnas Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Meh, not one of his best. Then again, EVE sounds like a generic MMO. Everything he said about them probably applies here.
Cube Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 A few days late this week ¬_¬ It's been there since Wednesday. Anyway, the RPG/MMORPG ones are getting a tad boring as they're largely the same (I completely agree with him, though).
Dan_Dare Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 thing is with EVE is that the only good part of it is the community- the gameplay done solo is a bit shit but given the time, the very stuff he purposefully ignored is what makes EVE EVE.
Shino Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 He generally disregards multiplayer, thus the reason he hates EVE and Smash.
gaggle64 Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 I really like EVE, but all the criticisms he leveled at it were completely fair I feel. Especially about the rather terrifying social commitment it demands for large player run corporations. The one big barrier between me and all MMO's really.
er-no Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 The EVE review was spot on. One of the better recent ZP reviews!
EchoDesiato Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Too Human Man, he's merciless in this one. Good stuff!
ReZourceman Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Hahha, that was a great one. <3 anti Christianity stuff.
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