ReZourceman Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 That's because it MAY sound weird, you might actually welcome the sensation of a cock up your ass. QFL (Quoted for lubrication) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Worst of all is "you're a great guy but..." Oh my god, I FUCKING HATE that phrase. Next time I hear it, which should be sometime soon, kittens will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 This pains me to say it but... THEN DON'T SAY IT. Also I'm not a fan of cock up my ass...but it was an example anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Also I'm not a fan of cock up my ass... That's not what you said last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "I don't mean to be funny, but am I funny?" Also the sentences: We need to talk... I don't want to sound nasty but... Your a great guy and all... Are the scariest sentences known to men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "I don't mean to be funny, but am I funny?" Also the sentences: We need to talk... I don't want to sound nasty but... Your a great guy and all... Are the scariest sentences known to men. I've had "We need to talk" I've used "You're a great girl and all" I've also used "It's not me, it's you" that was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I don't mean to be racist but will all Coons, Darkies and Negroes please step off the plane. Your a great guy and all... But lets just be friends! "It's not me, it's you" that was awesome. Hahahahah!! Harsh but so funny! Why did you use that just out of interest? (if you don't mind me asking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I've used: "I like you and all, but we are just too different.." it was good fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "Don't worry, it's not you..." has just been used on me. Yay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "Don't worry, it's not you..." has just been used on me.Yay? I'm always here for you. (my god I'm becoming like coolness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadKill Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I fucking HATE it when people say that. Normally it's women. Fucking fucks me off. "I don't mean to be funny but-" "STFU!" I agree, absolutely. I fucking hate this phrase, and it needs to be banned. Almost everytime some stupid airhead uses it, they follow it up with something that IS them insinuating offence, or being "funny" as it were, criticising that person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Hahahahah!! Harsh but so funny! Why did you use that just out of interest? (if you don't mind me asking) Girl turned out to be a real wierdo, and i actually didn't like her as a person :| One of the many i went out with, without getting to know them. Actually, in the space of a week i was going out with her, she turned from.. regular girl into emo/goth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 Girl turned out to be a real wierdo, and i actually didn't like her as a person :| One of the many i went out with, without getting to know them. Actually, in the space of a week i was going out with her, she turned from.. regular girl into emo/goth. Christ, what'd you do to her!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Eh..scouse sayings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I'm always here for you. (my god I'm becoming like coolness) Haha! you know you love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddage Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "Can I ask you a question?" You just did you fucking idiot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'm always here for you. You... you... you're cheating on me? Best one ever happened a few years back: "I don't mean to be weird, but my girlfriend just brought me some of her period in a jar." The other one I hate is: "It's only a game." I now warn girlfriends in advance that saying that signals they wish to end the relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "I don't mean to be weird, but my girlfriend just brought me some of her period in a jar." That is the incorrect fluid to be put into a jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 There was some kind of chemical imbalance in her brain that got worse during TTOTM. She had to be kept in the house during that week, for fear of incidents like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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