Tellyn Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 You come in straight after his last patient and see him giving the dental equipment a little wipe on his pants. That's not something inappropriate to say, but rather to do.
Shino Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 "There's more pubic hair in here, than in my crotch."
ReZourceman Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 ReZ you should pick a winner and then they should pick the next one. I chose you, for the ones that made me laugh the most. Special mention to Flinkys RIVER OF SLIME!
EchoDesiato Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Dentist: I also do rectal examinations! In fact, I did one 2 minutes ago.
Calza Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Dentist: I also do rectal examinations! In fact, I did one 2 minutes ago. "Ohh would you look at that, I forgot to change gloves" By this point his hand is halfway down your throat.
BeerMonkey Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Dentist - MANNNNNN your mom was good last night....DAMN!!
mcj metroid Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 "and that's the tooth" *laughs* "oops i left the gas on"
MoogleViper Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Ok next situation: You have just come out of the cubicle in the mens toilet and the guy form the next cubicle comes out. (if you are a woman then just reverse it.)
The fish Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 "Hey, I was watching you over the top of the cubicle wall, and you are rather well endowed, my friend! Say, do you mind of I get a close look?"
MoogleViper Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 "I wish the glory hole was on your side of the cubicle."
Coolness Bears Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 "and that's the tooth" *laughs* "oops i left the gas on" Woot! I love that simpsons episode.
Konfucius Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 "Excuse me good Sir. I have a hamster up my arse and I can't get it out. Could you possibly give me a hand?"
ShadowV7 Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Damn I think that whore game me an STD. I tried peeing without a hand, but it went everywhere. *Walk out and turn around to cubicle* Yea so it's £50 an hour then? I'll just wash my hands then get my wallet.
BeerMonkey Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 *hey i got a idea lets hide in the vents and when the next person comes in lets drop on him as hes taking a shit
MoogleViper Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 *Walk out and turn around to cubicle*Yea so it's £50 an hour then? I'll just wash my hands then get my wallet. "So I owe you a fiver then." The winner is EchoDesiato.
EchoDesiato Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 You're a doctor, and you have to tell your patient he/she has aids. Go.
Ramar Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 *puts on Team America* "Explains it better than my many years of medical knowledge."
triforcemario Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 "I think I have Prostate cancer, can you come and take a look?"
thirtynine. Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 I was on a date type thing, there was an awkward silence. So i filled it with this gem "The other night when i was watching bangbus i saw the most hilarious thing" She replied "What is bangbus" The akward silence continued to be silent when i refused to explain.
Guest Stefkov Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 You see this hard thing. I'm gonna shove it in ya. In ya deep and hard. Then I'll be inside ya, wearing ya like a glove. That's what aids feels like.
McPhee Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 "Somebodys been shagging a cheap whore again! And let me guess, you didn't think you needed a rubber?" or "Nurse, £50 says this man is dead before the year ends. You in?"
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