Tellyn Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 You come in straight after his last patient and see him giving the dental equipment a little wipe on his pants. That's not something inappropriate to say, but rather to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "There's more pubic hair in here, than in my crotch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 ReZ you should pick a winner and then they should pick the next one. I chose you, for the ones that made me laugh the most. Special mention to Flinkys RIVER OF SLIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Dentist: I also do rectal examinations! In fact, I did one 2 minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calza Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Dentist: I also do rectal examinations! In fact, I did one 2 minutes ago. "Ohh would you look at that, I forgot to change gloves" By this point his hand is halfway down your throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Dentist - MANNNNNN your mom was good last night....DAMN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "and that's the tooth" *laughs* "oops i left the gas on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Ok next situation: You have just come out of the cubicle in the mens toilet and the guy form the next cubicle comes out. (if you are a woman then just reverse it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 The classic: "Do NOT go in there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Stickiest, wank, ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Your pooping sounds turn me on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "Hey, I was watching you over the top of the cubicle wall, and you are rather well endowed, my friend! Say, do you mind of I get a close look?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "I wish the glory hole was on your side of the cubicle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "and that's the tooth" *laughs* "oops i left the gas on" Woot! I love that simpsons episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "Excuse me good Sir. I have a hamster up my arse and I can't get it out. Could you possibly give me a hand?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Damn I think that whore game me an STD. I tried peeing without a hand, but it went everywhere. *Walk out and turn around to cubicle* Yea so it's £50 an hour then? I'll just wash my hands then get my wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerMonkey Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 *hey i got a idea lets hide in the vents and when the next person comes in lets drop on him as hes taking a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 *Walk out and turn around to cubicle*Yea so it's £50 an hour then? I'll just wash my hands then get my wallet. "So I owe you a fiver then." The winner is EchoDesiato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 You're a doctor, and you have to tell your patient he/she has aids. Go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "Er...have you ever been to Africa?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 *puts on Team America* "Explains it better than my many years of medical knowledge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "I think I have Prostate cancer, can you come and take a look?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirtynine. Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I was on a date type thing, there was an awkward silence. So i filled it with this gem "The other night when i was watching bangbus i saw the most hilarious thing" She replied "What is bangbus" The akward silence continued to be silent when i refused to explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 You see this hard thing. I'm gonna shove it in ya. In ya deep and hard. Then I'll be inside ya, wearing ya like a glove. That's what aids feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McPhee Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 "Somebodys been shagging a cheap whore again! And let me guess, you didn't think you needed a rubber?" or "Nurse, £50 says this man is dead before the year ends. You in?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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