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To me, the day I did it for the first time...being MY first time and not hers, she didn't have a choice in the matter. So, I decided to put some Pantera, Silent hill 2 ost, Akeboshi, boogiepop phantom ost...afterwards, she decided to always put some emo shit like "constantine" from a band I don't recall and also nickelback. Even today I remember the fucking lyrics! :mad: But for me, anything good, and also every genre possible! it gives a different performance :)

 

Something Corportate do a song called 'Konstantine' which is about nine minutes long. Good song. Dunno if that was it but still, good song.

 

Although Day One's 'Bedroom Dancing' is a good sex song, but it doesn't last too long.

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Something Corportate do a song called 'Konstantine' which is about nine minutes long. Good song. Dunno if that was it but still, good song.

 

Although Day One's 'Bedroom Dancing' is a good sex song, but it doesn't last too long.

 

EXACTLY! that's the one...it's pretty easy on the ears :)

 

I'm assuming you mowed her down.

 

"Hell yeah motherfucker!!!" as you know so well :P

 

oh bugger wrong person, I meant that to be to beardy, its because I was looking at your name.

 

Its a monday I cant help it.. :indeed:

 

what would be a perfect circle? sorry, lost the train of thought here :heh:

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Beardyman is crazy.

 

Anyway, music can make it really awkward, especially if a shit track comes on and you have to shuffle over to change it...for example, never try doing it to AC/DC. Just way way too corny.

 

:P AC/DC strucks me as the lamest band to listen to while doing the "prune attack"!

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If by "dropping the bomb" you mean pooing yourself... :heh:

 

Ugh, yeah, I fucking hate stupid euphenisms, whenever people say "dropping off the kids at the pool" I ALWAYS USED TO FUCKING THINK THEY MEANT JERKING OFF, because it makes WAY MORE SENSE, since having a wank produces liquid children

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Of course, I would point out your skill at pointing out the obvious, if it wasn't so damn obvious in the first place...

 

It also doesn't make it any less awesome. Actually, I refute your claim. Sex is the most important part of life, as your, mine and everyone else's existence proves.

 

Yeah, also, it has been 4 months since I've gone toe to toe with the beast, which is pretty woeful. Oh well, another night hittin the SU, a bit boozed and looking to score should get me goin.

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Actually, I refute your claim. Sex is the most important part of life, as your, mine and everyone else's existence proves.

And I'll deny that - it isn't sex that's the most important part of life, it's reproduction. For a given definition of important, of course.

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