chairdriver Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I prefer eating other guys' cum I've just realised I've not wanked for about a week.
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 But why on earth would you eat your own cum? I don't see why not.
tapedeck Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I've always felt it was only a skank who swallowed. And I don't want to be my OWN skank. That's a new low. Like spanking yourself and calling yourself names while beating off. For the record: I knew a girl who liked to spit jizz back onto my stomach...I cracked her round the head and that was the last time I ever saw her.: peace: And my mate "swears" by his 'pokey-bum wanks'. He is 24. He needs therapy. Or handwash.
Shorty Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Why do these threads always have people competing to be the biggest wanker? I have a serious question: does anyone who has regular sex still feel the need to visit mrs palm and her five daughters? I've got a pretty healthy sex life right now and haven't felt the "need" for a long time.
Mr_Odwin Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I am married, and do not masturbate, nor feel a desire to.
tapedeck Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I have a serious question: does anyone who has regular sex still feel the need to visit mrs palm and her five daughters? I've got a pretty healthy sex life right now and haven't felt the "need" for a long time. I guess it depends on your sex drive. Or if the missus is off the sex for those few, moody weeks. Im in a sexual haven with my fiance but she isn't here all of the time. And when she isn't . Mrs palm) or should I say "madam Palm" comes in handy. Chuckle.
rokhed00 Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 One time I tasted my semen out of curiosity. It tasted a bit like Chlorine out of a swimming pool, but was a bit thick and lumpy. I drink my own whenever I get the chance, which isn't often being held in chastity.
Sanchez Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I keep a jar of my otherwise wasted semen under my bed, my girlfriend likes to drink it.
Owario Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 The idea is to rub. You won't get anywhere trying to use the bed as a hole. You need to create the friction between the sheets and your stomach! You shouldn't do this. It can lead to some problems while actually having sex. Trust me.
Oxigen_Waste Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Not everyone does it. Don't really see a use in this topic by the way... Unless you've got a sexual partner with whom you have a healthy sex life, there is absolutely nothing about it that should be considered "undoable". If you give me one disavantage, I will shut up. And besides, everyone does do it. Now go and tell me you've never touched yourself... As for the use, this is chit chat, we're in the right division of the forum, so... why not? We have threads for everything here. Isn't masturbation a part of life? Or are you by any chance one of those people who dislikes taboos? It's no relief method for me, so no use in trying. Wait... orgasms don't relieve you?? Also, I find it hard to believe that most girls don't masturbate. That's coz most of them do. That's all in their heads, there's no reason to be more or less embarassed. Of course I'm not saying to put it in newspapers, but even with close friends girls tend to lie about that. Actually, no... they lie about it in crowds. Close quarters... they come clean about it.
Dyson Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I keep a jar of my otherwise wasted semen under my bed, my girlfriend likes to drink it. My my, candidate #2.
Hellfire Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Actually, no... they lie about it in crowds. Close quarters... they come clean about it. Maybe your friends since they are from a different generation lol
Eenuh Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Unless you've got a sexual partner with whom you have a healthy sex life, there is absolutely nothing about it that should be considered "undoable". If you give me one disavantage, I will shut up.And besides, everyone does do it. Now go and tell me you've never touched yourself... As for the use, this is chit chat, we're in the right division of the forum, so... why not? We have threads for everything here. Isn't masturbation a part of life? Or are you by any chance one of those people who dislikes taboos? Of course I have tried it, otherwise I wouldn't even be in here talking about my opinion on the matter (and no I don't have a sexual partner; I don't even like sex). It just doesn't work for me so there's no use in even doing it. Wait... orgasms don't relieve you?? I don't have them. So they can't relieve me.
Owario Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Of course I have tried it, otherwise I wouldn't even be in here talking about my opinion on the matter (and no I don't have a sexual partner; I don't even like sex). It just doesn't work for me so there's no use in even doing it. I don't have them. So they can't relieve me. I hope you don't place this comment in the same category as all the sleazy posts that are sure to come, but it really is depressing that you've got yourself into this state of mind. You can't expect anything to happen without practice and experimentation; you've got to find what's right for you, what gets you "in the mood". I'm not saying this should be your top priority in life, far from it, but if you ever have some spare time you might want to do some research online or elsewhere. Just remember to make sure you're relaxed and comfortable with the whole thing. It's worth it, seriously. Ok guys, cue all the of "Well maybe I could help you out :cool:" posts.
Domstercool Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Mario Galaxy plays with me every time I turn it on :>
EchoDesiato Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Man, some interesting post in here. Anyway, of course I do it. Whenever I feel agitated down below I do it to release that agitation. It's also somehing to do when you're bored, but lately I don't have much time to be bored. So at the moment I just do it when I feel stressed or when I haven't done it in a while and it makes me feel agitated.
Brian Mcoy Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Mcoy has whacked off 4 times while reading this thread, three of which were from Dyson's posts. Mcoy is also a generic lier Mcoy speaks on more serious note, if Mcoy feels the urge, Mcoy will release the urge, Mcoy dosen't think anything else needs to be said.
MoogleViper Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I really don't get what's so taboo about it? I'll anything about my bedsheet adventures. I've eaten once when I was curious. It tastes horrible, nearly made me sick. I've experimented round the back door, (well tried to, it was too tight, don't know how gays do it). I've had a few wanks in public, had a few in school, even had one in class once. And as for the sex life thing. I still do it but my sex life isn't overly active. We don't get many chances to do it. I should get a car.
Ellmeister Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Eeeewwy. People talking about how many times they've done it. People talking about their weird experiences, kind of creeps me out. I do it every so often when I feel the urge.
welsh_gamer Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Sometimes I prefer wanking to proper sex. May I ask at what age people started masturbating? I feel like I started a bit late in my teen's. Think I was 14 and a half when I had my first lol
MoogleViper Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I'd say it was late year 8 when I started properly. I was after a lot of my friends. I think I had my first in year 7. Took forever and felt crap.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted November 24, 2007 Author Posted November 24, 2007 Sometimes I prefer wanking to proper sex. May I ask at what age people started masturbating? I feel like I started a bit late in my teen's. Think I was 14 and a half when I had my first lol Great question (and nice input ladies and gents). It was weird when I first realised I can do it. Probably about 12 or 13. Basically, one day I tried to 'simulate' the act of sex, nothing new but only this time it felt even more pleasurable so I kept doing it until I saw what looked like a snotty bogey in my boxers. 0_o...But then I knew what I could do and was like :awesome: I also agree that sometimes wanking is more enjoyable than sex. When I remember sex, I remember fiddling with condoms, the strain of putting them on and then after all that you don't even get as much pleasure...F that. I'd rather wait actually (maybe when married?) when I'm with a long term woman and we have checked ourselves out at the clinic etc and have the good ole 'no holds bar' sex....Cant fucking wait! *_*
Hellfire Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Mario Galaxy plays with me every time I turn it on :> ZING! Also, Eenuh, you... don't have orgams? oO
rokhed00 Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 May I ask at what age people started masturbating? I feel like I started a bit late in my teen's. Think I was 14 and a half when I had my first lol That's not late at all, sounds about normal to me. I must have had my first wank at 19.
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