rokhed00 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 You'll get paid to get laid? I wish, no I'm getting paid to film a BDSM session my wife is having with a client for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I wish, no I'm getting paid to film a BDSM session my wife is having with a client for them. How could you watch your own wife doing that to somebody else never mind film it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 How could you watch your own wife doing that to somebody else never mind film it? You seem to be under the belief that Rokhed is a normal human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Going back to the uni stuff a bit. My uni seems to be the only one in the world that still marks on grades (rather than percent) which is a pain. Particularly when trying to figure out how im doing as a first is like x amount of As, x amount of Bs. Weird. Although so far I have gotten, that I can remember, four A's in assignments, and one A overall for the overall module (unfortunatly a first year one). Anyway. My laptop survived. Huzzah! Joyous. Backed up all my uni work now as that was my main concern. In other news; started at Blockbusters yesterday. Tidying and alphabetising shelves for 3 and a half hours. Fun. Back there tomorrow afternoon. May try and stick with it until end of Januray (i.e. before second semester) and see how the money sitch is. Plus 10 free rentals a week, can watch all the stuff I can't afford. Went to see my nieces today, always nice. They enjoyed their presents and I was not made to sing karaoke. So good all around. And when I got home Samba de Amigo was waiting for me so I had a little go on that. Not bad, although the Wii remote seems a bit non-responsive sometimes. Oh but downside; my ipod appears to be breaking. One ear started playing up so I presumed it was the headphones but did it on another set of headphones. Going to try same headphones with a different source (laptop) and see how that fares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Lol. Wait...you're kidding right? Actually, to be fair to him I do like Edward Scissorhands. To be fair, you have too many flawed opinions to not take anything you say without at least 3 teaspoons-worth of salt. I'm not one of those crazeds who have like Nightmore Before Xmas all over their room, but I love his style, esp in Edward Scissorhands and Batman Returns. Planet Of The Apes (2001) felt really random, since It wasn't at all stylised in his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 How could you watch your own wife doing that to somebody else never mind film it? Never heard of open relationships. It makes me laugh how rokhed his strange for this, alot of people do it, transgendered or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 You could quite easily do that if you stopped going out. But that's the thing can you cancel going out for 33 days? Why 33 days anyway? I'm sure we don't get another payment til january. Heh, I don't go out much as it is. Dunno where my money goes to be honest. Meh I'll be alright I'm sure, hopefully I'll get the student account finally sorted out this Thursday. Previous attempts have resulted in failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I feel sick, I've just seen the new Mr Muscle advert. Dunno what the hell to say. Part of me has died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I feel sick, I've just seen the new Mr Muscle advert. Dunno what the hell to say. Part of me has died. The thing that annoys me about this, is that it's dubbed. The tight fuckers. It might be time for another topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I was thinking the other day that we hadn't had an advert thread for ages. Make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 How could you watch your own wife doing that to somebody else never mind film it? What, watch her tying them up and spanking them etc.....? No big deal, I've watched her do it to people before, might as well make some money out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 The thing that annoys me about this, is that it's dubbed. The tight fuckers. It might be time for another topic... God that pisses me off, they've just pulled it off a dodgy French TV channel and stuck bad voice acting on it. The whole thing is just shoddy, I don't see how it's an effective marketing strategy at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I was thinking the other day that we hadn't had an advert thread for ages. Make it happen. I want to get on with the Band Aid first, but most of the people haven't sent me anything, c'mon people, send me your shizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 made cookies, so feelt exceedigly gay, then went for a pint with a mate, so felt exceedingly hetro. the things in balence now so i feel like my normal self. exceedingly bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 made cookies, so feelt exceedigly gay, then went for a pint with a mate, so felt exceedingly hetro. the things in balence now so i feel like my normal self. exceedingly bored. Mmmm, can I have some cookies please? I won't mind taking some of that gayness away from you by eating cookies. =D My day has been super boring, just spent it all working for school basically. Not even any tv or gaming or whatever! D: Hmmm, might stay up late and just watch some X-files to make up for it all. Don't care if I'm a zombie in school tomorrow, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 course you can have a cookie, catch! *throws cookie* sorting the gym out for tommorow, might aswell get a manly work out. plus, can't hurt to get more in shape, seems like girls notice me more now i have a set of adult male shoulders and the hint of pecks. plus, i totaly love it when im on the tredmil and outlast several groups of people who go on the machine next to me. stamina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzybee Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Lol. Wait...you're kidding right? Actually, to be fair to him I do like Edward Scissorhands. Do you have downs? Burton is incredible? Have you seen Beetlejuice? Have you seen Ed Wood? Nightmare Before Christmas? Vincent? Sweeney Todd? GET OUT!!!!! PS Sorry to anyone who has Downs in their family.....I do if that makes it okay:wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 course you can have a cookie, catch! *throws cookie* sorting the gym out for tommorow, might aswell get a manly work out. plus, can't hurt to get more in shape, seems like girls notice me more now i have a set of adult male shoulders and the hint of pecks. plus, i totaly love it when im on the tredmil and outlast several groups of people who go on the machine next to me. stamina! Haha, I love it. Not just a work out, but a manly work out! Hardcore. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimless Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'm really, really hating my placement. It's just not the school that I want to be at, and I'm finding it a struggle to please my mentor at the moment, and all I'm constantly getting is "things I need to do." I'm really not a secondary school teacher, and this placement is just teaching me how Primary I actually am. I sat in the head of department's office earlier, sat there for a good half hour just listening to her talking, when I was blatantly feeling crap already. I taught 3 lessons straight today, and after the second, the class teacher told me how I hadn't really done a great job with the class. I had to teach another class straight after, so I went into the last class feeling pretty crap. I dunno what the fuck they want me to do. Much like your students, you're at the school to learn. And much like them, you should say something if you're having trouble. If you don't feel your mentors are being suitably helpful or clear in their advice then tell them that; you'd hope, being teachers, they'd know a thing or two about giving instructions. Again, you're there to learn, so don't get so down about not being perfect. Excellent secondary school teachers are few and far between, and maybe you're not one of them. Or maybe you are and just lack the confidence is so needed to survive such a position. In either case, your placement isn't going to last forever and all the lessons you teach, and those that you learn, only take you closer to doing what you want to do. Every journey has hardships and it's easy to let the bumps in the road obscure the path before us, so at these times we have to remember why we travel at all: to get where we want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzybee Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I found that I mostly got firsts in presentations (Uni actually made me a confident public speaker, woo) and also group projects where everyone pulled their weight. With essays it was just me, loads of journal articles, books and a laptop...often dull and a bit overwhelming. Uni was a bit weird for me, I scraped through GCSE's and A Levels and when I went to Uni everything clicked! and I averaged 76 for my whole degree, with most of my practical work being around 80 (did writing and drama). I was expecting a 2:2, 2:1 at the most! Fucking gobsmacked to be honest! Though the degree played completely into my hands and I had no dissertation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'm getting tired of helping people with their work. I have college students in their 3rd year asking me for photoshop favors and writing advice. I've even had some ask me to write their English 101 essays for them. I haven't even STARTED university, so why are you asking me to do this for you when you're in your third year? You'd think that by then you'd be able to do stuff on your own, but no. You have to ask the freshman for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzybee Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'm getting tired of helping people with their work. I have college students in their 3rd year asking me for photoshop favors and writing advice. I've even had some ask me to write their English 101 essays for them. I haven't even STARTED university, so why are you asking me to do this for you when you're in your third year? You'd think that by then you'd be able to do stuff on your own, but no. You have to ask the freshman for help. Do you help them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-likes-trees Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I've been trying to work out aswell, as I have the physique of a 14 year old with skinny arms. Which isn't good for a nearly-18 year old. Anyway, it's goina alright. In other news, I always find it amusing when facebook gives me a notification like this one In the past day you were compared 2 times. Your friends didn't think that you are a winner comparing to their other friends Honestly, not something to cheer you up. Why would I want to be told this! Keep it to yourself you crappy application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Well that was easy money, 2 hours turned out to be only an hour and a half, and we made £120 between the two of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Do you help them? I help them with little bits and pieces, like "what not to do in _____" and "why using _____ would be better than _____". Just advice, you know? I'd do less than half their work on tiny assignments, but not they're trying to take advantage of me and force me to do everything for them. They've clearly crossed the line. In an unrelated story, I was told the following joke this morning: "Why does the computer keyboard work 24/7?" "I don't know. Why?" "Because it has two shifts! AHAHAHAHAHA" ":blank:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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