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I went to school with James Macavoy's younger half brother who is now up for attempted murder.

 

Deserves it really, he was a complete tool.

 

Oh and I went to the Queens Garden Party in Edinburgh which was the most boring event of my life, I don't even give two shits about the Queen.

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I think I also met Billy Boyd or whatever from LOTR and everyone insists we are related (same surname)

 

 

He's a family friends of my friend's family.

 

Funnily being a small world.

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I have met Bob Monkhouse and Peter Beadsley at my primary school. I am realted to Jackie Milburn and i saw Shay Given on a street while walking to my mates house.

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I've met Jackie Chan at his film premier of New Police Story in London, really nice bloke if i do say so. I have also met the Red Dwarf cast and producers and got autographs from Robert Llewellyn, Craig Charles and Chris Barrie. All really nice and are a great laugh.

 

I also won a competition on the radio with the prize being a personally signed picture and DVD from Jim Carreys film Bruce Almighty a few years back. And i saw Jeremy Clarkson in Oxford and got a signed copy of The World According to Clarkson back a few years ago.

 

My Mums claim to fame is that she nearly got run over by Jeremy Paxman on the way to work.

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*images the scene....*

 

Letty is walking down the street merrily whistling to herself a jaunty tune. She happens upon a bus stop with four random girls and a photographer.

Letty: "What be going on here random girls?"

Random Girl 1: "The bus service is back on. Boo-yah!"

Random Girl 1 and Random Girl 3 high five.

Letty: "Oh. Didn't know it had been cancelled."

Random Girl 2: "Like, yeah."

Letty: "Okay..."

Photographer: "Hello young miss. You look pretty and the sort to have travelled upon a bus before, and are around the same age as these girls. Would you mind being in the photograph?"

Letty: "What the fuck do I care?"

 

Yup. Just like that.

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Well, I was a moderator for utorrent, sometimes random people I've never heard of will say "hi, i've seen you around elsewhere" online. My great great great or something grandfather was a pirate. I'm also loosely related to a pretty big celebrity who I can't remember right now.

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I went to school with James Macavoy's younger half brother who is now up for attempted murder.

 

Deserves it really, he was a complete tool.

 

Oh and I went to the Queens Garden Party in Edinburgh which was the most boring event of my life, I don't even give two shits about the Queen.

 

Its illegal to burn anything with the queens head on. You have been warned.

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Ta for that.

 

Just one of thosw crazy, shitty laws.

 

She's a rich old lady, but ya gotta respect her in a patriotic sense. Thank the Lord monarchs don't have authority any more, or I'd be for the chop.

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I've met Craig Brown (ex-Scotland manager) and played a game of "heedies" (keeping the ball up between two people with just headers) with him, which was in the local newspaper.

 

I was Scottish national champion at the wonderfully popular sport of Trampolining for 5 years running before I gave it up.

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I've seen Les Dennis at a distance. I've actually served Lenny Henry though I didn't ask for a autograph or say "It's you off teh telly!!" because I think they get that enough. In the same 5 minutes I saw Dawn French walk past me.


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