Konfucius Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Homer: To alcohol, the the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Krusty reading off a cue card: "I want to suck..." *person delays for a second before turning over new cue card* "...your blood." Also: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......PPPWREEEEECKED!"
Slaggis Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Krusty reading off a cue card: "I want to suck..." *person delays for a second before turning over new cue card* "...your blood." Also: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......PPPWREEEEECKED!" i love the one in the move thats like that. "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............MMMMMMEEEEEEE"
Coolness Bears Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 Homer: You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel.
Coolness Bears Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 Homer Badman Homer: See you hell candy boys!!! *shakes can of coke on pop rocks, massive explosion* Marge Vs the Monorail Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer junior the kids can call you Hoju. Homer: I call the big one Bitey. Homer: Doughnuts is there anything they can't do.
UK Posted August 11, 2007 Author Posted August 11, 2007 In Marge vs the Monorail, the guy who is behind the monorail has the same voice as Zapp Brannigan.
Coolness Bears Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 In Marge vs the Monorail, the guy who is behind the monorail has the same voice as Zapp Brannigan. They have a very Similar voice but are comletely different actors. Billy West plays Zapp Brannigan and Phil Hartman is the guy who played Lyal Laney in Marge Vs the Monorail. Unfortunately he died in 1998 and so The Simpsons had to retire some great characters such as Troy Mcclure and Lionel Hutz. Phil Hartman was a great actor and was a huge loss to The Simpsons. Lionel Hutz: Oh No we've drawn judge Snider Homer: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
UK Posted August 11, 2007 Author Posted August 11, 2007 They have a very Similar voice but are comletely different actors. Billy West plays Zapp Brannigan and Phil Hartman is the guy who played Lyal Laney in Marge Vs the Monorail. Unfortunately he died in 1998 and so The Simpsons had to retire some great characters such as Troy Mcclure and Lionel Hutz. Phil Hartman was a great actor and was a huge loss to The Simpsons. I always thought Troy Mclure and Loinel Hutz sounded and looked similar. Its a shame he died, but can't they just employ Zapp Brannigan's voice for Hutz?
Mike Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 More Zapp quotes... "I like your style, Fry - you remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple years older." "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." "We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against." "That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing." And a few other ones... Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Fry: And then the battle is not so bad? Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle. Fry: C'mon. C'mon. Hey, Leela, how about a kiss for good luck? [Leela gives him a quick peck on the cheek] Fry: [disappointed] I meant tongue luck. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there? Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them. Fry: I'm not a robot like you, I don't like having discs crammed into me... unless they're Oreos... and then only in the mouth. Lucy Liu-bot: You're cute! Fry: No, you are! Lucy Liu-bot: No, you! Fry: No, you! Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.
Coolness Bears Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 I always thought Troy Mclure and Loinel Hutz sounded and looked similar. Its a shame he died, but can't they just employ Zapp Brannigan's voice for Hutz? I think they don't get a new Voice actor to play Phil Hartmans characters out of Respect for him. As he was so good at the voices when he was alive, hiring another person won't be the same and they feel no one can fill Phil hartmans shoes no matter how good they are themselves. They don't won't to impose upon his characters wit a new voice as it would also feel wierd suddenly hearing the familiar voices again but knoing it's not him who is making them. i think they made the right desicion He was a great person as well. Anyway back to quotes I was watching Secrets of a Sucessful Marriage today so: Lisa: So, dad, will you be teaching from a standardized text or using the more Socratic method of classroom participation? *Homer loooks at lisa confused* Homer: Yes, Lisa. Daddy's a teacher Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown. and finally: Marge: We don't think you're slow. But on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything. Homer: Do you think I don't want to? It's those TV networks Marge. They won't let me. One quality show after another, each one more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once - just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves. But they won't, they won't let me live.
gaggle64 Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Bender: Are you saying it's simply coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and alone? Leela: If you must know, it's because he's hideous!
Hero-of-Time Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Mad Hatter Robot: CHANGE PLACES! Cracks me up everytime. Professer: This mission sounds dangerous, someone may get killed. Fry, Leela, Bender you had better go along. Bender: DAMN YOU OLD MAN!!!
gaggle64 Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Homer: A woman is a lot like a... a refridgerator. They weigh 300lbs, they make ice, and... ooh, actually, a woman is more like a beer. They look good. They smell good. You'd step over you're own mother just to get one! But one's not enough, you have to drink another woman... <Some time later> Homer:(Hopelessly drunk) So I said yeah! You want the money? Come get it because I don't know where it is. You make me wanna wretch! (Falls asleep)
martinist Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Lurr:This consept of wuv confuses and infuriates us! Professer:Fry, what in Sega Genesis happened to you!? [ Amy attempts repeatedly to retrieve the keys to the ship out of the crane-pick-up machine] Bender: Come on! It is just like making love. You know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor... Amy: I know how to make love!
killthenet Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Lenny - Man, Homer's getting a good sound of that guy.
BeerMonkey Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Leela - Were you guys just singing Bender - Im not allowed to sing....court order
Razz Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 I can't believe no-one has quote Mom yet. Mom: "Cram a bastard in it you crap!" "Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!" "What smells like freaking porpoise hork?!" "Eurgh, now I've got some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts..." Fry (after walking in on Mom and the Professor having sex on the floor) : "There's nothing here except two elephant skin rugs"
Charlie Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Homer: D'oh, what is it I need to remember? Our anniversary? No, we don't have one this year.
rokhed00 Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Leela: Are you blackmailing me? Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.
motion Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Saleswoman: Your baby is dead! Homer and Marge: Oh no! Saleswoman: Thats what you'd hear if your baby fell victim to the thousands of deathtraps lurking in the average american home. Homer: You really scared us there. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, but the truth is, your baby—Maggie Simpson—is dead! ....Dead tired of baby-proofers who don't provide a free estimate. Let's start in the kitchen. i love the one in the move thats like that. "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............MMMMMMEEEEEEE" Hilarious.
Hero-of-Time Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Zapp: You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Fry: You mean while Im sleeping in it? Zapp: You wont have time for sleep, what with all the bed making you'll be doing!
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