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From my favourite movie ever, a bit lame but hey

 

I HAVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MUTHERUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MUTHERFUCKIN PLANE!

 

haha, watch epic movie and it will ruin that line forever. Its the only good thing in epic movie actually.

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The entirity of Pulp Fiction. The movie is just thousands of great lines stringed together to make an hour and a half of movie.

 

This is true. I forgot about PF...

 

"English motherfucker, do you speak it!?"

 

"They call it a 'Royale with Cheese'"

 

"Bring out the gimp!"

 

"Now lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet"

 

and then there's Ezikiel 25:17, which I can't be bothered with.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, more of a monolouge, but from American Beauty...

 

"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday"

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Even more...

 

The Untouchables

Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone.

 

The Last Crusade

Indiana Jones: Nazis. I hate these guys.

 

Indiana Jones: All I have to do is squeeze.

Elsa: All I have to do is scream.

 

The 6th Day

Adam Gibson: All I know is that there is somebody in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and its not me! :shakehead

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"Here are your names... Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink."

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"

"Because you're a faggot, alright?"

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing." Darth Vader - Star Wars

 

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Gandalf - Fellowship of the Ring

 

"Percy, a large man is ripping your ears off! I'd do as he says!" Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) - Green Mile

 

And these aren't strictly film lines, but they're from TV and I found them to be just as brilliant.

 

"You've got your fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course!" DCI Hunt - Life on Mars

 

Sam Tyler: "This place is like Guantanamo Bay."

Gene Hunt: "Give over, it's nothing like Spain."

 

Gene Hunt: Ray! Go and arrest the landlord of the Trafford Arms

Ray Carling:What for?

Gene Hunt: Think of something on the way

[Later]

Gene Hunt: In a bizarre twist of fate the landlord was arrested this afternoon.... on suspicion of Cattle Rustling

[Ray takes a bow and receives a round of applause]

 

Gene Hunt: Don't move! You're surrounded by armed bastards!

 

Annie Cartwright: Boss, there's a viscous yellow liquid in his ear....

Gene Hunt: No, that's the drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done Miss Marple, that's why we need women detectives...

 

Gene Hunt: You great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man United supporting POOF!!

 

Gene Hunt: She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.

 

Gene Hunt: Listen, you're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers, I'm coming with you!

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*Loved Epic Movie so much he bought it* :)

 

lol I just remembered the whole "Jack Swallows" name that they came up with, that was hilarious.

Even though the movie is one of the worst spoof movies (the pirates of the caribbean rap proves it) It did have a great line, "Thats not a chocolate river..thats the sewage line"

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Jesus fuckin christ ^ Just admit you like Epic Movie already and stop throwing in the whole "athough its the worst film ever, i loved the bit" routine.

 

Are you really that paranoid on what people think of your opinion?

 

wtf? I watched it yesterday with some mates, and the only bits I found at all funny was the name they came up with "jack swallows" a qoute from the trailer that I mentioned and the fact it ruined the snaked on a plane qoute.

 

Why would I be in the least bit paranoid in what people think? Its an internet forum for christ sake, grow up.

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And these aren't strictly film lines, but they're from TV and I found them to be just as brilliant.

 

 

 

Sam Tyler: "This place is like Guantanamo Bay."

Gene Hunt: "Give over, it's nothing like Spain."

 

 

Classic :) but no '24' quotes Tellyn? I'm disappointed in you :heh:

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I mentioned Total Recall at the bottom of the first page.

 

A quote I didn't mention.

 

Just as Arnie is about to kill Benny with an unusual looking drill:

"SCREEEW YOOOOUU!"

 

I apologise great choice:)

 

Rex: Surely you can't be serious

Leslie Neilsen: I am serious and don't call me Surely

 

Airplane!

 

I could do them all day from both films. i get mixed between them both in my opinion they are both as good as each other.

 

 

''We got clearance clarence, roger Roger what's your vector Victor''

 

'' I asked the guy next to me to pinch me''

 

''Elaine: Also the bumps you are feeling are asteroids smashing off the side of the ship.

passenger: Are you telling us absolutely everything?

Elaine: NO..... we are also out of coffee

passengers: AGHHHHHHHH!''

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"Oh man, I've just shot Marvin in the face!"

 

Classic.

 

I'm gonna call you and everyone else on tyat. The film lacked substance, I guess it was the throwaway diologue(sp?_+) that made it what it was, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought i would. the one liners were the highlights, but there was barely anything in the way of plot. It doesnt desrevge ALL the acclaim.

 

One liners are fun sometimes, so I get why people liek it.

 

Why would I be in the least bit paranoid in what people think? Its an internet forum for christ sake, grow up.

 

Everyone cares what people think. Even me, ebern though I like to say that I don't. I liked the Matrix, it's one of my favourite movies, even though people constanttl take the piss out of it, I think everyone\s a little paranoid as to whether their opinion is deemed socially acceptable.

 

Am I talking bullshit again?

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"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "

 

"French Soldier: Un cadeau.

Other French soldiers: A what?

French Soldier: A present.

Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.

Other French soldiers: Oui oui.

French Soldier: Allons y!

Other French soldiers: What?

French Soldier: Let's go!

Other French soldiers: Oh. "

 

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. "

 

"Ni!"

 

"-What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?

- There are some who call me.......... TIM!

-Greetings, Tim The Enchanter!

-GRRREETINGS!"

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Rachel Daws: "It doesn't matter who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you."

Batman: "A storm's coming."

Ducard: "Compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share." Bruce Wayne: "That's why it's so important."

Falonce: "You'll always fear what you don't understand."

 

Peter Parker's uncle: "With great power comes great responsibility."

 

Darth Vader: "When I met you I was but the learner, now I am the master."

 

Borg: "We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctivness to our own. You will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile."

 

Leonidas: "This is Sparta."

 

Arnie: "Stick around" knifing a guy to a wall

 

Optimus Prime: "Peace is the right of all sentient beings."

 

Lt. Radsjak: "Everyone fights, no one quits."

"Remember your training and you will make it back alive."

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From the Dead Or Alive movie:

 

"Do me up."

 

LOL!

 

I actually loved that film.

 

Helena FTW.

 

Dunno mine..

 

lol Chair,

 

*Jessica Alba Walks in, interrupting Julian McMahon*

 

"What are you doing?!"

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LOL!

 

I actually loved that film.

 

Helena FTW.

 

Dunno mine..

 

lol Chair,

 

*Jessica Alba Walks in, interrupting Julian McMahon*

 

"What are you doing?!"

 

No the best bit in the film was

 

Miss Invis "He said he wasn't the destroyer"

Thing "Maybe he was lying?"

 

Like the definition of an obvious lie.


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