Sexuality Thread

[Molly]

You're never going to attract a male with those hairy tits of yours, Mollymon.

Haha, that must be it.

Poidh.

Ha, I thought you were talking welsh or something! No pics, I'm not that drunk.

[ReZourceman]

There are hairs growing out of my Japs eye.

[Strider]

I'm a pretty hairy guy, but for some reason I can't grow chest hair even though i'm very hairy everywhere else. My lower back downwards is where it starts, infact my arse cheeks are probably the worst part (Even i don't like it) My girlfriend says she doesn't mind though, either that or she's lying. *shrugs*

[nightwolf]

Sigh, how do you put somebody off you?

 

This guy won't get the freaking hint..

[Fierce_LiNk]

Sigh, how do you put somebody off you?

 

This guy won't get the freaking hint..

 

One of many options, Wolfy.

 

First option, tell the guy straight. "I like you as a friend because you are nice. But nothing more than that because I am interested in other people. Also, you are far, far too clingy for me."

 

Second option, break him easily: "Aww, you're really nice, but I'm not interested in starting anytime soon. Thank you, though."

 

Or, your final option, to give him a taste of his own bastard medicine. Call him once then hang up. Then repeat the process every 5 minutes for two hours. Be overly clingy back to him. If he starts to like it, then say "oh, damn, I rang the wrong person...sorry!" Hang up. Delete number, facebook, msn. Never again.

[Molly]

EDIT: I saw Star Wars IV on Saturday I think it was, and every time Leia was on screen I kept referring to her in my head as Molly. Damn the power of Avatar Association.

If I ever make it to a knee meet I think I'll have to dress as Leia or nobody will notice me.

[Happenstance]

If I ever make it to a knee meet I think I'll have to dress as Leia or nobody will notice me.

 

Now that would be awesome!

[Ashley]

 

...considering it will be mostly horny males probably best you don't.

 

 

(I like that if you google image search 'leia gold bikini' it brings up a lot of pics of Kristen Bell )

[Happenstance]

 

...considering it will be mostly horny males probably best you don't.

 

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!

[Fierce_LiNk]

For some reason, Leia didn't do anything for me when she was dressed like that. Although, when Rachel wears it for Ross in Friends...yeah...I was happy.

[Molly]

Lol, I don't have the body to do the gold bikini!! Find me a white jump suit and I'll do it. When I'm thinner, obviously.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Lol, I don't have the body to do the gold bikini!! Find me a white jump suit and I'll do it. When I'm thinner, obviously.

 

Don't put yourself down, Miss Mollymon. I'm sure you'll look awesome in the gold bikini. And plus, well, it is Christmas after all. I think we all deserve it.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Don't put yourself down, Miss Mollymon. I'm sure you'll look awesome in the gold bikini. And plus, well, it is Christmas after all. I think we all deserve it.

YOU don't, you already HAVE a girlfriend, FlinkyMcFlinkerton! Give us lonely, depressed nerds a chance!

[Fierce_LiNk]

YOU don't, you already HAVE a girlfriend, FlinkyMcFlinkerton! Give us lonely, depressed nerds a chance!

 

Haha, alright. I was only joshing with the Leia anyway. She'd be crazy to wear the bikini, it's winter! She'll catch a cold.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Haha, alright. I was only joshing with the Leia anyway. She'd be crazy to wear the bikini, it's winter! She'll catch a cold.

Not to mention the gazes of many a perverted, old man.

 

Yes, ReZ, I mean you.

[Molly]

Don't put yourself down, Miss Mollymon. I'm sure you'll look awesome in the gold bikini. And plus, well, it is Christmas after all. I think we all deserve it.

Not putting myself down as you kneers often seem to think, just being honest. :p

 

 

ANYWAY. I believe the original topic was chest hair on men. I think a bit of chest hair can be muchos sexy.

[Dan_Dare]

Sigh, how do you put somebody off you?

 

This guy won't get the freaking hint..

 

use chemical bleach and write 'FUCK OFF' in his garden?

 

oh and re: chest hair.

 

sup?

[Diageo]

Never had much body hair, and i'm gonna say nay on it too.

 

 

I got this fella that keeps making annoying sex references all the time. Like if I say I'm going to go take a shower, he says "I wish I was there", or if i say i did 50 push ups he'd be like " I wish I was under you," About anything really, and he's made it very vocal that he likes me and I have made it quite clear that I don't like him, but he keeps doing it. It's really annoying.

[Slaggis]

"I did 50 push ups" he'd be like " I wish I was under you"

 

This made me giggle. Seriously, what is he thinking saying something as embarrassing as that?

[Diageo]

I don't know, but I told him to fuck off saying crap like that, but he won't fucking listen. He says he can't control himself because I'm too hot.

[Slaggis]

I don't know, but I told him to fuck off saying crap like that, but he won't fucking listen. He says he can't control himself because I'm too hot.

 

Either just ignoring them (though in retrospect, probably seems a bit harsh) or just telling him completely straight is the only option. If he doesn't listen, then he deserves being ignored. He'll end up hating, but there's not much else you can do.

[Fresh]

I'm too hot.

 

Gonna need picture evidence.

[Fierce_LiNk]

I don't know, but I told him to fuck off saying crap like that, but he won't fucking listen. He says he can't control himself because I'm too hot.

 

That is rather sweet, but also damn annoying at the same time. Tell him, "I know" and "But you ain't getting any of this." Then maybe sexy dance a little, complete 3 sets of push-ups and then indulge yourself in an erotic shower. He'll probably cry, mind.

[mcj metroid]

Never had much body hair, and i'm gonna say nay on it too.

 

 

I got this fella that keeps making annoying sex references all the time. Like if I say I'm going to go take a shower, he says "I wish I was there", or if i say i did 50 push ups he'd be like " I wish I was under you," About anything really, and he's made it very vocal that he likes me and I have made it quite clear that I don't like him, but he keeps doing it. It's really annoying.

 

Sounds pretty funny, I dunno i'd find it flattering.

There's actually no way out of it.Sound like if you punch him in the face he'd still be turned on.

 

those gays i'm telling ya..

[Razz]

Lol, I don't have the body to do the gold bikini!! Find me a white jump suit and I'll do it. When I'm thinner, obviously.

 

Here's a deal: You go as Leia, I'll come as Luke, and we can sip cocktails and moan about how we never get to see Dad/Vader enough at Christmas, and how Mum never being there really messed us up. It could be like a non-canon insight into the social issues presented in Star Wars.

 

Oh I really want to go on the meet, damn me being broke and lazy.