Ellmeister Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 When you're younger especially in secondary school for a better example, age is clearly a factor, especially when you date more than a year apart. As you get older I believe though that the age difference doesn't matter. On the subject of breasts, almost all if not all girls I know and have been intimate/ really good friends with enough to talk about their breasts are never satisfied with them and think they are either too small, too big (wtf?) or funny looking. Breasts are breasts, I'm a bum person anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 ppssh big breasts are freaking annoying, back problems/inability to run anywhere bigger bras are also more expensive. Go into bravissmo and tell me you'd fork out £40 for something alot smaller than a tshirt.. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Porn is, generally, pretty shit. Most of it looks like it was filmed on a handicam from Tesco, and the cast have about as much desire for eachother as lamp posts. It's just not sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Porn and masturbation is a basic maintainence thing. You just need it to let it all out, and then you can get on with the rest of your day without being overly distracted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 i know, but is it so much to ask for sex that looks like enjoyable sex instead of a ridiculous stunt fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Porn is, generally, pretty shit. Most of it looks like it was filmed on a handicam from Tesco, and the cast have about as much desire for eachother as lamp posts. It's just not sexy. Yes, I agree. I refuse to watch any porn video unless it's authentic (ie the people in it aren't doing it for money, they really do want to have sex, and they like each other). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Porn is, generally, pretty shit. Most of it looks like it was filmed on a handicam from Tesco, and the cast have about as much desire for eachother as lamp posts. It's just not sexy. Yeah, I like "romantic" porn the most, where the people look like they actually like each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 not heard that term before actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I love porn from the eighties, that shit is hilarious. Plastic sets in soft focus and massive perms that obscure everything anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 not heard that term before actually. I made it up, so *shrugs shoulders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 You don't need porn. Just think sexy thoughts. Granted, you do have to be quite imaginative to do that. Plus, it's much sexier that way. What you can't see for real, but can imagine in your mind, is much, much sexier than what you can actually see. That's why a person doesn't always have to be naked to be attractive, because you're "thinking" what they look like underneath their clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I love porn from the eighties, that shit is hilarious. Plastic sets in soft focus and massive perms that obscure everything anyway. not to mention the hair on their heads. sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 not to mention the hair on their heads.sorry Please, don't be. Japanese hentai is pretty good for playing the guess the sound effect game. I'm convinced most of the stuff out there is a recording of some fat chick trying to eat a pot of jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 now Hentai. That's not arousing. It's just creepy. however: something I was wondering: is sex an an animated feature, not hentai, acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I don't see why not myself, animation needn't be exclusive for kids. I suppose it all depends on context and presentation, like in regular films really. Wasn't there a film version of Robert Crumb's Fritz the Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 s'what I was thinking. I dunno though, it'd take considerable chops to manage such a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 When you're younger especially in secondary school for a better example, age is clearly a factor, especially when you date more than a year apart. As you get older I believe though that the age difference doesn't matter. On the subject of breasts, almost all if not all girls I know and have been intimate/ really good friends with enough to talk about their breasts are never satisfied with them and think they are either too small, too big (wtf?) or funny looking. Breasts are breasts, I'm a bum person anyway I personally hate breasts that are too big. Tifa Lockhart is just about too much. I find breasts an extremely beautiful part of the female body, and thus I prefer them to be proportionate to the rest of the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 On the subject of masturbation, I'm sure the neighbours dog saw me fapping earlier. Sat up afterwards and saw him looking in the window virtually straight at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 On the subject of masturbation, I'm sure the neighbours dog saw me fapping earlier. Sat up afterwards and saw him looking in the window virtually straight at me. Excellent my disguise worked.. I mean yeah that silly neighbour's dog knew *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I personally hate breasts that are too big. Tifa Lockhart is just about too much. I find breasts an extremely beautiful part of the female body, and thus I prefer them to be proportionate to the rest of the body. How do you feel about gigantic arses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 On the subject of masturbation, I'm sure the neighbours dog saw me fapping earlier. Sat up afterwards and saw him looking in the window virtually straight at me. But....were you looking at him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 Woooo! Pride was brilliant ^_^ You can see bits of it here. The candle lit vigil last night was the best part of pride as odd as it sounds, it was everyone taking a moment and it's the part where it feels like a real community, rather than a group of people who are just there to have fun. Was crazy that over 4,000 people were squeezed into a small park, and more were outside the barriers. The parade was also brilliant! But Roisin Murphy stole the main stage from Alphabeat, Sophie Ellis Bextor and Heather Small. Fecking amazing!!! Also helped that my friend has a flat in the village, with a perfect view of the main stage, was very handy indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 How do you feel about gigantic arses? It's the same. I don't like a girl's assets to be too big. Beautiful proportions FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanchez Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 now Hentai. That's not arousing. It's just creepy. however: something I was wondering: is sex an an animated feature, not hentai, acceptable? hentai is designed to be arousing. Because of japanese censorship laws the artists had to learn how to make something arousing when you aren't allowed to draw any genitals, through body positions and proportions I guess. Not that it's my porn of choice but there is a lot of good porn as well. It's rare but it is out there, most of it from pro am's or just amateurs. EDIT: Just realised this whole post was really stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Speaking of wanking and porn, my girlfriend doesn't care if i do it, i found that odd, so i made it a thing to not do it for the sake of not doing it. also, bottoms rule =] although oh i don't know, i just like the whole female form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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