Sexuality Thread

[Ellmeister]

When you're younger especially in secondary school for a better example, age is clearly a factor, especially when you date more than a year apart. As you get older I believe though that the age difference doesn't matter.

 

On the subject of breasts, almost all if not all girls I know and have been intimate/ really good friends with enough to talk about their breasts are never satisfied with them and think they are either too small, too big (wtf?) or funny looking. Breasts are breasts, I'm a bum person anyway

[nightwolf]

ppssh big breasts are freaking annoying, back problems/inability to run anywhere bigger bras are also more expensive.

 

Go into bravissmo and tell me you'd fork out £40 for something alot smaller than a tshirt.. -.-

[Dan_Dare]

Porn is, generally, pretty shit. Most of it looks like it was filmed on a handicam from Tesco, and the cast have about as much desire for eachother as lamp posts. It's just not sexy.

[gaggle64]

Porn and masturbation is a basic maintainence thing. You just need it to let it all out, and then you can get on with the rest of your day without being overly distracted.

[Dan_Dare]

i know, but is it so much to ask for sex that looks like enjoyable sex instead of a ridiculous stunt fuck?

[navarre]

Porn is, generally, pretty shit. Most of it looks like it was filmed on a handicam from Tesco, and the cast have about as much desire for eachother as lamp posts. It's just not sexy.

 

Yes, I agree. I refuse to watch any porn video unless it's authentic (ie the people in it aren't doing it for money, they really do want to have sex, and they like each other).

[chairdriver]

Porn is, generally, pretty shit. Most of it looks like it was filmed on a handicam from Tesco, and the cast have about as much desire for eachother as lamp posts. It's just not sexy.

 

Yeah, I like "romantic" porn the most, where the people look like they actually like each other.

[Dan_Dare]

not heard that term before actually.

[gaggle64]

I love porn from the eighties, that shit is hilarious. Plastic sets in soft focus and massive perms that obscure everything anyway.

[chairdriver]

not heard that term before actually.

 

I made it up, so *shrugs shoulders*

[Fierce_LiNk]

You don't need porn. Just think sexy thoughts.

 

Granted, you do have to be quite imaginative to do that. Plus, it's much sexier that way. What you can't see for real, but can imagine in your mind, is much, much sexier than what you can actually see. That's why a person doesn't always have to be naked to be attractive, because you're "thinking" what they look like underneath their clothes.

[Dan_Dare]

I love porn from the eighties, that shit is hilarious. Plastic sets in soft focus and massive perms that obscure everything anyway.

 

 

 

not to mention the hair on their heads.

sorry

[gaggle64]

not to mention the hair on their heads.

sorry

 

Please, don't be.

 

Japanese hentai is pretty good for playing the guess the sound effect game. I'm convinced most of the stuff out there is a recording of some fat chick trying to eat a pot of jam.

[Dan_Dare]

now Hentai. That's not arousing. It's just creepy.

 

however: something I was wondering: is sex an an animated feature, not hentai, acceptable?

[gaggle64]

I don't see why not myself, animation needn't be exclusive for kids. I suppose it all depends on context and presentation, like in regular films really. Wasn't there a film version of Robert Crumb's Fritz the Cat?

[Dan_Dare]

s'what I was thinking. I dunno though, it'd take considerable chops to manage such a thing.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

When you're younger especially in secondary school for a better example, age is clearly a factor, especially when you date more than a year apart. As you get older I believe though that the age difference doesn't matter.

 

On the subject of breasts, almost all if not all girls I know and have been intimate/ really good friends with enough to talk about their breasts are never satisfied with them and think they are either too small, too big (wtf?) or funny looking. Breasts are breasts, I'm a bum person anyway

 

I personally hate breasts that are too big. Tifa Lockhart is just about too much. I find breasts an extremely beautiful part of the female body, and thus I prefer them to be proportionate to the rest of the body.

[Gizmo]

On the subject of masturbation, I'm sure the neighbours dog saw me fapping earlier. Sat up afterwards and saw him looking in the window virtually straight at me.

[Ellmeister]

On the subject of masturbation, I'm sure the neighbours dog saw me fapping earlier. Sat up afterwards and saw him looking in the window virtually straight at me.

 

Excellent my disguise worked.. I mean yeah that silly neighbour's dog knew *cough*

[Fierce_LiNk]

I personally hate breasts that are too big. Tifa Lockhart is just about too much. I find breasts an extremely beautiful part of the female body, and thus I prefer them to be proportionate to the rest of the body.

 

How do you feel about gigantic arses?

[ReZourceman]

On the subject of masturbation, I'm sure the neighbours dog saw me fapping earlier. Sat up afterwards and saw him looking in the window virtually straight at me.

 

But....were you looking at him?

[KKOB]

Woooo! Pride was brilliant ^_^

 

You can see bits of it here.

 

The candle lit vigil last night was the best part of pride as odd as it sounds, it was everyone taking a moment and it's the part where it feels like a real community, rather than a group of people who are just there to have fun. Was crazy that over 4,000 people were squeezed into a small park, and more were outside the barriers.

 

The parade was also brilliant! But Roisin Murphy stole the main stage from Alphabeat, Sophie Ellis Bextor and Heather Small. Fecking amazing!!!

 

Also helped that my friend has a flat in the village, with a perfect view of the main stage, was very handy indeed

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

How do you feel about gigantic arses?

 

It's the same. I don't like a girl's assets to be too big. Beautiful proportions FTW!

[Sanchez]

now Hentai. That's not arousing. It's just creepy.

 

however: something I was wondering: is sex an an animated feature, not hentai, acceptable?

 

hentai is designed to be arousing. Because of japanese censorship laws the artists had to learn how to make something arousing when you aren't allowed to draw any genitals, through body positions and proportions I guess.

 

Not that it's my porn of choice but there is a lot of good porn as well. It's rare but it is out there, most of it from pro am's or just amateurs.

 

EDIT: Just realised this whole post was really stupid.

[DomJcg]

Speaking of wanking and porn, my girlfriend doesn't care if i do it, i found that odd, so i made it a thing to not do it for the sake of not doing it.

 

also, bottoms rule =] although oh i don't know, i just like the whole female form