Cheer me up, you heathens.

[Strider]

Cheer you up? You got it.

 

Porno Tube dot com.

 

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Never knew about that thanks.

 

How about organise to go out with some friends like bowling, cinema... or holiday?

[McMad]

Please explain the humour then.

 

Hitler is trying to write 'Mein Kampf' and is having writers block, and it is the Elite Beat Agent's job to help those in need (like that director guy you may have seen in screens of the game) by dancing, clearly though the EBA's rules don't apply to Hitler...

 

I thought it was pretty funny...

[Rummy]

To you Mr Flinkleton, and the rest of the board, I present;

 

CATS! 2500 CATS!

 

Also this, this should make you smile.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIOiWiS9Oes

 

[ReZourceman]

Also this, this should make you smile.

 

If its my PodCaZt, I can assure this.

[weeyellowbloke]

Pfft, as far as I can see you are no way in the wrong and she obviously doesn't deserve you. As for this other girl I'd leave it alone at a strong friendship, there are plenty of other single girls out in the world, play the field a bit. As for a cheery message I give you this:

 

Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "Right, so how do we drive this thing?".

[EEVILMURRAY]

That Buzzed Bunny thing is complete genius. I've watched it about 20 times.

Watch it again!

[Fierce_LiNk]

Sounds to me like you've slipped in to some kind of parallel reality where you were the one that ruined your relationship. This is Random Quest and I claim my £5!

 

But seriously, I don't understand how she can act so high and mighty. Perhaps she's taken on board the sympathies of her friends, as in they tried to make her feel less bad about what she did and she's taken that and run with it. You're not helping things by making guilty phone calls; you've presented yourself as a doormat.

 

I'm probably not helping, and I know it was a mistake to ring, but I was just wondering if she was still thinking about me. Curiosity killed the cat, that sorta thing.

 

 

Clearly this is tearing you up, and you just want the pain to stop and things to go back to how they were. Letting the blame be placed on yourself wont do this. If she was unhappy she could have told you, not jumped into someone else's bed. She wasn't justified, don't let her pretend to be. I'm not saying she's a bitch, and feeling sympathetic is fine, but don't let her get away with using you as an excuse.

 

She said she's tried to talk to me before, and that I just told her to shut up. Thing is, she always said the same things and I replied every single time in the best way I could. I complimented her, I kept reassuring her, I complimented her some more. I don't even blame myself anymore for telling her to shut up if I did, because nothing I ever could have said would have made her feel better. Hmm, it's her fault, the bitch.

 

On a side note, is Sarah's surname Rebound? It may as well be. I'm not saying she isn't a great person, but I think you're probably pouring your want of companionship into her. It sounds like an infatuation born of situation, and the fact she's unattainable makes her perfect as she's a 'safe' target to pine for. She's being a good friend, don't make things awkward.

 

I wouldn't try anything on, cos it would make a huge mess. Plus, it would be highly ironic if I were the one to then steal a girl off another guy, as that's the cause of my woes.

 

I'm usually all about feelings, but right now they're causing you nothing but pain. Get some perspective, grab some air. This was her mistake, don't let her run away from it.

 

Also: wibble.

 

Feeling suck. (hehe, wibble.)

 

I'm annoyed at her for making me feel bad about this. I think she's just trying to make herself feel better by justifying what she did. Don't really think you can ever justify cheating.

[MoogleViper]

I find these lyrics somewhat appropriate...

 

Lollipop - Mika

 

Hey, what's the big idea?

 

Yo Mika.

 

I said,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down,

I said,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down.

 

Sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down.

Say love, say love,

or love's gonna get you down.

say love, say love,

or love's gonna get you down.

 

I went walking in with my mama one day,

when she warn me what people say,

live your life until love is found,

'cause love's gonna get you down.

Take a look at the girl next door,

she's a player and a down right whore,

Jesus slows up, she wants more,

oh bad girls get you down.

 

Singing,

Sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down.

Say love, say love,

or love's gonna get you down.

say love, say love,

or love's gonna get you down.

 

Mama told me what I should know,

too much candy gonna ride your soul,

if she loves you, let her go,

'cause love only gets you down.

[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

 

Take a look at the boy like me,

never stood on my own two feet,

now I'm blue, as I can be,

oh love couldn't get me down.

 

Singing,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down.

Say love, say love,

or love's gonna get you down.

say love, say love,

or love's gonna get you down.

 

I went walking with my mama one day,

when she warn me what people say,

live your life until love is found,

or love's gonna get you down.

 

Singing,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down.

Say love (say love), say love (say love),

or love's gonna get you down.

say love (say love), say love (say love),

or love's gonna get you down.

 

Mama told me what I should know,

too much candy gonna ride your soul,

if she loves you, let her go,

'cause love only gets you down.

 

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, lollipop.

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, lollipop.

 

Sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down,

say,

sucking too hard on your lollipop,

or love's gonna get you down

[Ashley]

[AshMat]

ALL ABOARD THE VG CATS HATING BANDWAGON.

 

The hitler one was hilarious. This weeks was playing on a now overused joke but made up for it a bit with the very PBF style last panel.

 

I'm jumping on some bandwagon because i actually think the comic sucks?

[Konfucius]

Stewie Griffin always manages to make me laugh. Especially this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j_nUWQ-pyM

 

and that one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noznyMaVEs8

 

 

But I guess you'll feel as depressed as before once the video is over.

Whenever I have an emotional problem I usually try to meditate or sleep it over. It actually helps me, just listen to your guts (since they are responsible for your feelings). Or try to imagine everyone with a Pikachu hat

[EEVILMURRAY]

EEXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEE!!!

[Mr. Bananagrabber]

I'd kill to use this as an avatar.

[Caris]

Most cat pictures are boring, but this is the shit.

 

[Shorty]

I'd kill to use this as an avatar.

Would you kill... anyone?

[conzer16]

Have you been cheered up Flink?

[ReZourceman]

He has if hes seen my PodCaZts.

 

 

WATCH MY EFFING PODCASZYSTTS!!! NEEDSS MORE VIEWSOZTS!!!

[Fierce_LiNk]

Have you been cheered up Flink?

 

Aye, a little.

 

Cheers guys. I've had some good lols in this thread.

 

I also went out for a meal with a friend yesterday (the ever elusive Cerys, one of my bestest mates). We went to a Chinese Buffet place and it was sooo good. That cheered me up somewhat, too.

[rokhed00]

Just to make sure, you can't go wrong with dino porn.

 

[Ashley]

I found that weird and ewwish, so I put it behind a cut.

 

Censorship's a bitch eh?

[Rummy]

I found that highly amusing, there's gotta be some demand for that stuff for it to be produced surely?

People are weird.

[Ashley]

Or do people produce stuff which then creates demand?

[rokhed00]

;420726"]Or do people produce stuff which then creates demand?

 

There's a market for everything.

Supply creates demand.

[Ramar]

Well theres something Spielberg failed to show..

[Shino]

Rule #41: No matter what it is, it is someone's fetish. No exceptions.