Dan_Dare

Amusingly, that sort of thing happens all the time in the book; Cap will have planned it so he directs the perfect calibur round at the perfect angle bcause he knows the model of car and the exact spot to hit for a bullet to pierce the fuel tank and ignite the petrol.

I'm fine with a reboot- most comic series' do it annually or so anyway one way or another- but if Hollywood is going to follow this kind of model too (Spider-Man) then they really, really need to stop doing origin stories. Batman's parents were shot and it made him sad. We know. Now get on with the bit where he punches a thug's kidney out. In fact, it should be mandatory that all origin stories are confined to pre credit or credit sequences like in Watchmen, which managed to establish an alternative history to half of the 20th century, introduce and kill of several characters and set the thematic tone for the entire film all inside the running time of a Bob Dylan song. Not bad, considering it usually takes oriogin movies half an hour or more to do even less.

She looks like an enraged skank on a fancy dress hen night chasing down some hapless wretch desperate to avoid her unwelcome sexual advances.

Hi, I'm Dan Dare and I approve of this purchase.

Just...what?

Seeing as I can't see the full text, I'm going to assume it's a PSA poster about the benefits of a full back, sack and crack wax.

I love the combination of porn and stun, then Jamie Bamber being both.

Not actually had a crack at it yet. I've been having so much fun going solo that I've hardly considered it.

Having played a fair bit more tonight, I'm absolutely loving this. The campaign is just...bloody marvellous. Sure the story is a clunky jumble of poor characterisation (I think 'doing a half-life' with Alcatraz was a disaster) but mechanically it's a wonderful game. It's Deus Ex via Halo, Far cry 2 and Thief. The tools, the balance, the combat...It's just awesome. It really is.

But it's no clone. Not at all. It's not far off Halo but it's definitely miles away from cod et al. I just think your criticism is pretty unfounded so maybe you should give it a couple of hours and see.

Well that's just....not true. At all Shorty: not sure how it compares exactly but you have the stealth, armour and speed set plus some other tricks to play with. Stealth plays a big part, though that's as much down to my style as anything really.

This is excellent. Makes a great change from Cod style nothingness in a campaign and the suit is incredible. Few games make you feel so convincingly dangerous as this one, and the limits of what you can do are sublimely balanced. Design is cool too with a nice touch of clear signposting guiding otherwise player driven combat. Very cool.

Last I checked this was averaging around 26 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Owch. Total train wreck by almost every account, as predicted.

I went to buy some condoms from tesco earlier and, after eventually finding them, realised they keep them in massive fuck off perspex security cases. The fuck? Last week they only had them behind the counter, too (different store) Just...what? why? I don't want to have to ask for a box of pleasuremax...that's just not a sentence to be directed at sullen eyed chubbo teens in supermarkets. Why can't I just buy the damn things discreetly?

They should do a bit where you get caught with no gear etc. Would be a nice change.

I'm hoping there's a bit more plain clothes stuff in ME3-the way you spend all your time off ship in massive hulking battle armour is faintly silly, especially in night clubs and stuff. Nobody seems to care that you have a handgun, an assault rife, a sniper rifle and a shotgun on you at all times. looking forward to the new DLC. I've not played any others yet so I might splash out on the lot and do a new playthrough.

I dislike the fact that it looks like cheap cosplay made by a fat girl who cries herself to sleep every night to the sound of Beautiful by Christina Aguilera.

ah. ha. aha. ahahaahahaha. AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Finally found a working video. That was awesome.

Everything I thought I knew is wrong. This is the new truth.

Kieron Gillen is getting married today.

my night in song form:

Let's not wish for crimes against humanity ey? Damn it Ashley move!

What, like a laptop with Photoshop?

I love that this post is almost my exact train of thought/ internet search immediately following seeing these.