Now I'm really curious as to why you can't just move your speakers.
I was trying to get Tomb Raider on the PC to work with a DualShock 3 controller and downloaded a program that was supposed to make it work just like an Xbox 360 controller (which the game supports). I kept getting error messages about missing files even though they were right there, so I checked the official website for help. Their advice: "system requirements are requirements for a reason." Yeah, um, okay. *Uninstalls program*
Edit: But the absolute worst is when you're googling around to find the solution to a problem and finally find someone who had the same problem, only for them to edit their post/make a second post saying, "never mind, I've solved it."