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You need to get the safe ending to unlock the true ending. Don't go for the coffin ending, as it's just the true ending path but cut off several hours earlier. I don't think you'll miss anything too important if you just go for the safe ending, then the true ending.

I love the idea that a woman not designed to be a sex object = more boring. You clearly haven't played the new Tomb Raider if you think the new Lara Croft is more boring or less appealing than the old one.

There's nothing here that I particularly want, but if I did, it's really helpful that they actually write which regions games aren't available in. *Still bitter about the Xbox Live sale*

I don't think he was really trying to be helpful.

Tons of visual novels have multiple endings, so deal with it. :p As for getting the true ending, I just used a spoiler-free walkthrough after finishing the game once. You'll need to get a specific ending before you can replay the game and get the true ending.

If only there were other good games on the PlayStation 2/PlayStation 3! If only.

Remember: the faster you drive, the faster you'll get home to the game.

If Hitler rose from the grave and did a video response to Anita's video, I probably wouldn't be able to take that seriously, either.

The Simpsons used to have both. These days it has neither.

He lost me around this part:

A perfect representation with a ton of jokes that fall completely flat, really forced insertions of secondary characters and a Maggie storyline that's completely nonsensical. I'm not saying it's completely terrible, but one of the best episodes they've ever done? That's just... wow.

Wow. Um, okay.

The Christmas episode was only good compared to the rest of the trash they churn out these days. It's like going to a restaurant for years because their food is amazing, then it gets worse and worse until eventually it tastes like vomit, but you keep going because occasionally it'll just taste like dishwater instead. At this point, I'm only watching it because I didn't watch twenty-three and a half seasons to give up this close to the end (knock on wood).

Even Tina Fey can't save Zombie Simpsons.

The first thing that bugged me about the latest episode of Zombie Simpsons was Otto picking up a bunch of senior citizens at the nursery home for a trip to a casino, and Agnes Skinner being among them. Anyway, the A story (or the B story, I can't tell these days) was about Lisa getting a new substitute teacher. Lisa gets a B and passes out and wakes up on the couch at home, where Marge promptly causes her to pass out again ("I just thought she needed more sleep") - mother of the year right there. Luckily Bart is there so Marge has someone to tell that zinger to. It's not like he's supposed to be in school or anything. Nope, just sitting on the couch doing nothing so Marge will have someone to talk to. Meanwhile (one would assume) Homer walks over to Flanders's house to worm himself into a free breakfast. Because apparently he doesn't need to work and Marge has stopped feeding him? Flanders's parents are visiting and take a liking to Homer, Flanders gets frustrated and takes a six-mile walk and when he gets back they're sitting around smoking weed. I guess Homer really doesn't need to work. Anyway, it ends with Flanders punching Homer in the eye. At the hospital, Doctor Hibbert puts an eyepatch over Homer's heavily bruised eye and tells him that he'll have to wear it for a couple of weeks ("and... you may never see a film in 3D again, heeheehee"). Ned is wracked with guilt and that night (one would assume) he turns to the Bible for help, eventually coming across a passage that tells him how to make up for what happened, and he's really excited. Then there's a bunch of stuff about Lisa's substitute teacher and Homer and Marge end up going to the school to try to straighten things out. The next time we see Homer he's sleeping at work, when Ned bursts in, acting like he's just figured out how to make up for punching Homer in the eye. Because when you have an epiphany, you wait until the person it's relevant to is at work and bother them there. Also, Homer no longer needs to wear his eyepatch when Flanders comes to see him, so apparently a couple of weeks have passed at this point. Anyway, Flanders ends up punching him in the other eye, and the next time we see Homer, he's wearing sunglasses and steps out in front of a speeding truck, so I guess at that point he can't see at all? Or maybe Flanders didn't punch him very hard and Homer is just wearing sunglasses for absolutely no reason, because in the next scene, his eyes are fine once again. After everything's been wrapped up, there's a barbecue with Flanders's parents who are apparently still staying over, which just makes me even more confused about whether the episode took place over a couple of days or several weeks.

Or sometimes it's just tough to get friends! I think the store updates on Wednesdays, so it should be out tomorrow.

Maybe she did it for the benefit of both of you! You'll have to pay her back with some shirtless baristas.

Well, you wouldn't have had to talk to him! You could just sit around and watch as he walked around the apartment shirtless (I assume that's what attractive people do).

Well, now it just sounds like you're bitter that she's letting the wrong guy stay over for the week. :p

Is he hot? I'm guessing he's hot.

I think you're taking what Hamish said about liking Anita more because AmazingAtheist dislikes her way too seriously. I doubt he watched Anita's video and was like, "eh, nothing special", then found out AmazingAtheist disliked it and decided it was the greatest thing to ever be uploaded to YouTube. Also, lol at objectivity and approaching things fairly in this thread.

It's ridiculous that online co-op (and a playable Wallace Wells of all characters!) wasn't in the game to begin with, but it's hard to complain when they're adding something a lot of people wanted (I'm talking about a playable Wallace Wells here, obviously) two and a half years after the game was released.

Oh. I thought that might be it. Either that, or it was aimed at comic book fans.

IT'S COMING. For real this time.

I was like, "erm, the Special Editions were posted in this thread just a couple of hours ago", but then I scrolled up and realized that I was in the other thread. It's like constantly hopping between two alternate universes and trying and failing to keep track of where you are at any given moment. That trailer was already posted! It was, wasn't it? Wait, am I in the green universe now? Does that mean these people haven't heard my amazing joke about how ~dramatic~ the trailer was? Should I tell it, or would it not be funny in this universe because things are subtly different? Is this the universe where the game comes with a painted statue or the universe with a silver statue?