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Is the reason that your website was designed in the late nineties?

At least there's no splash page.

Boobs, Sam. You know, those things you like so much?

They'd have to try really hard to make it as bad as Duke Nukem Forever. I'm sure Moogle would love a Shenmue with wall boobs, though.

I would just like to say that I think the ground textures look fine in this game.

Yeah, people. Where are the comments on the ground textures in Tomb Raider?

Now who's whining.

No, she was a double agent - an assassin working undercover as a Templar. Then they couldn't get Kristen Bell back/didn't want her back for more than three games, so they changed her into a triple agent, even though it made no sense. You probably would have missed that plot point in Revelations anyway, as it's only revealed in the awful puzzle-based DLC. And like everything else in Revelations, it's completely unimportant to the overall story, as she's already dead at that point and the characters in Assassin's Creed III won't shut up about it, so you'll get caught up pretty quickly. :p

Some of the screenshots look a bit like Dishonored, but the good Thief levels have always been about exploration and freedom of choice.

Assassin's Creed is like having sex with a beautiful girl, and every time you orgasm and just want to roll over and take a nap, she immediately jumps onto your penis again.

I'm not going to lie, the most exciting news is that they've dropped the Thifourf name in favor of a reboot. I'm not sure how you're expecting us to discuss this in just one thread, though?

What's wrong with your faaaaaace? Those screenshots are the worst.

Yeah, Mokong. You really let yourself go after you stopped playing football. :p

You do know you can build more than one thing with LEGO, right? It's not a jigsaw puzzle.

Some people in the other thread said they were looking forward to this.

This is great news for people who still watch television on an actual television. So, old people.

I think we should go all out and have three threads. One for the people who love Nintendo, one for the people who hate Nintendo, and one for people who think Nintendo is alright sometimes but makes some stupid decisions.

I assume from the lack of comments on the trailer that everyone else is as fed up with this constant stream of Assassin's Creed as I am. I haven't even had a chance to play Liberation yet! ... And yet I know I'll buy this. Edit: I just noticed that the two threads have reversed icons.

Serebii posted the trailer in the other thread eight hours earlier, and nobody seemed to care then, either. I'm pretty tired of this constant stream of Assassin's Creed, too. I haven't even had a chance to play Liberation yet! ... And yet I know I'll buy this. Edit: I just noticed that the two threads have reversed icons.

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Though it would mean waiting another eighteen months for Devil Survivor 2 for anyone who's been holding out for a PAL release. :p Actually, Devil Survivor 2 was kind of a weird game to bring over since it's so niche and the kind of people who were going to buy it in the first place would already have imported it over a year ago. Maybe it would have been more worthwhile if they could have released it sooner, but I guess they didn't want to release it before the first game. I'm not sure why the release of Overclocked is so late, but Ghostlight isn't usually this slow at bringing games over, I don't think? Trails in the Sky was released over here eight months after the US release. That's still longer than I was willing to wait (and oh my God Iwata if I ever meet you on the street you're getting punched in the face), but it's a lot better than eighteen months. I'm hopeful that bringing over the 3DS port of the second game would be a lot faster. Edit: Apparently it's called Devil Survivor 2: Break Record.

As far as I know, both games are being released on the same date, so I'm just assuming both have entered manufacturing. Edit: Maybe not, Devil Survivor 2 doesn't have a date on Ghostlight's website.

It's probably a bit late for that if the game has already entered manufacturing. I bet this is karma for taking so long to release Overclocked.

I'm actually more excited about this than the new Fire Emblem, but I realize I'm in the minority on that one. :p Edit: Haha, apparently Atlus has just announced Devil Survivor 2: Break Code - an enhanced port of the second game for the 3DS - for release in Japan this summer. Ghostlight must be thrilled. I look forward to playing it in 2015.