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If a picture isn't working, you can usually find it on the official blog.

Those aren't really penises, though. I'm sure if you made a strap-on out of a real penis, no lesbian would want to go near it (or anyone else, for that matter).

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is amazing. I approve. Play it with Flink the next time you see him! He can control the second pointer.

But I thought girls liked penises! I AM SO CONFUSED. Wait, what do I care, anyway? Carry on.

I think Dyson needs to teach us his secret.

Do you really want her if she's not even good enough for Dyson?

Unless they're lesbians. Girls only liking bad guys is such a cliché, by the way. Stay good, Dyson! And meet up with whoever. And stop complaining about the prospect of two girls possibly wanting to sex you up. Some of us cry ourselves to sleep every night as we masturbate to a dirty magazine. :p Not me, obviously.

If you put me on your ignore list, you'll be kicking yourself the one day I post a screenshot you'd actually be able to guess. Of course, you wouldn't see my posts, so you'd never know. I guess it's not really an issue.

Don't you dare. I will cut off your enis. :p I'll miss you, Nando... I'd add people to my ignore list, but then I'd never learn to control my anger.

I can just imagine you still posting on the forum, but with every single member on your ignore list. :p

To be fair, the announcement of Brawl was terrible too. When Iwata announced that it would be released for the Wii and have an online mode, no one was more surprised than Sakurai. At least this time they'd talked to him beforehand, so it's moving in the right direction. Maybe the next Super Smash Bros. after this one will actually be in development before they announce it!

This thread is the best place to ask for your username to be changed. Make sure to tell them to hurry it up.

We're going to have to start calling him Flameman soon.

I've had this nightmare before.

I read the trade that was set between the series and the movie. I thought it was pretty bad, to be honest.

You say that like it's some big sacrifice. :p

You're far more likely to get laid in ReZ's hotel room, though.

My cousin's been looking forward to Star Wars on the Kinect for a while now, so I was going to post one of the E3 videos on her Facebook wall and laugh about how bad it looked. Someone beat me to it and posted the awful-looking gameplay video from the new Fable game and they both thought it looked absolutely amazing. So yeah, Kinect isn't for us. But then neither are Facebook games, and I see plenty of people on my Facebook wall who would never/rarely play a console game enjoy Mafia Wars and Farmville.

Buffy was at its best from halfway through season two to the end of season five. There were some great episodes in the last two seasons as well ('Once More, with Feeling' being the best, obviously), but overall I found them noticeably weaker. Angel had an alright ending, rushed though it may have been. I actually preferred season four, which had a much more interesting and epic overarching story. Going back to standalone episodes after that was disappointing, even if I understand why they did it. The show never handled its characters as well as Buffy did, though. All of my favorite characters were dead by the end, but useless Lorne stuck around for four seasons? Gunn was so useless that they ended up giving him magical lawyer powers in season five so he'd have something to do. And the less said about the horrible treatment of Cordelia, the better. Firefly was my first Whedon show and I'm glad he got a chance to wrap it all up in Serenity. I still can't believe how badly FOX treated the show. Dollhouse is probably his weakest show, but I still really enjoyed it overall. It took a long time to get going, though. It wasn't until season two that the show started to get really good.

Time to change your avatar/signature?

If trophies make a return, I'd like to see more trophies from older games. The trophies in Brawl felt like one big ad for current games, and they seemed really lazy about making new 3D models. Animal Crossing had (what felt like) a hundred trophies, while Fire Emblem (which has been around since the NES) only had... five, I think? In Melee, I actually felt like the trophies celebrated Nintendo's history and they were a lot more fun to collect because of it. But maybe that's just nostalgia talking.

So it's a port. Otherwise you'd think they wouldn't sidestep the question like that.

I was just thinking, "this is the lamest birthday thread ever", but it's not your birthday anymore, so I guess it's okay.

If you absolutely must have that word order, then yes, but it's very informal/less common and most people would say "min fødselsdag". In writing, you'd always use the latter. I think what it all boils down to is grammar always having lots of exceptions and never making any sense.

You'd say "den fødselsdagen", but you would say "din fødselsdag".