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Is your destiny catching and training Pokémon? Seriously, if you really don't want to be single anymore, it couldn't hurt to give it a shot. You could always do what everyone else does and pretend you're just there for the tests!

You should play the Paper Mario and/or Mario & Luigi games. They're full of references to and jokes about the Mario mythos. I think it works in those games, but I'm fine with the platformers being light on story. The story just got in the way in Sunshine.

But Up has Dug! How can you not love Dug? You're not a filthy cat person, are you? :p Ratatouille didn't impress me when I watched it. It was okay, but I didn't love it. I think I need to rewatch it. I wasn't overly keen on Cars when I first watched it either, but when I rewatched the second half, I liked it a lot more. So I don't know.

Gavin and his friend, sitting in a tree... not really... doing... anything. Well, if he's straight, I guess it's a good thing it's just a small crush. As long as you're happy, it's all good.

Yes, new copies ship with a download code for the first game.

I just rewatched Up today. I think it's one of Pixar's best movies. I cry every time he looks through the photo album. I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore, Gavin! Though I agree that it should never get a sequel. It's perfect just the way it is.

You and the friend you obviously have a crush on? Yeah, I'm sure you'll get over it... if you know what I mean.

Dazzy dazzdazz, Dazz.

So basically what you're saying is that women have been throwing themselves at you, but no one has been good enough for you? :p

At the bottom of each desk on the mission select screen, you can select something like 'free roam' or whatever. That's what you're supposed to play to get all of the collectibles. Just remember that the side missions are different for each desk, so if you want to play all of those, you'll probably need to go through all of the different desks' free roam modes.

You should just have one business card for everything. "Ashley: will do anything for money."

It's out, like... this weekend or something in the US.

Even the critics who liked Cars 2 seem to agree it's nowhere near as good as Pixar's previous films. Oh well. Guess the pressure's off now. Must be kind of nice for them. :p

Haha, I thought you were congratulating him on not getting laid last night.

But no jokes about trampolining not being a real sport? For shame. Though I suppose he's probably heard them all by now.

I had no idea that trampolining was a sport. Or that 'trampolining' was a word.

Stop spoiling thirteen-year-old games, Coolness. It's not cool.

There really should be a support group on this forum for ReZ's victims. Though at least it'd be forty years of psychiatric help and sex (this is how much confidence I have in the ReZ method), which may be preferable to spending the next forty years pleasuring yourself. So think about it.

It'd be funny until she gets mistaken for a spam bot and gets banned.

Haha, at least there's nothing wrong with your confidence, Goron. You should go to the N-E meet. Let ReZ feel you up - bam! Dry spell ended, confidence boosted.

I'll spoiler-mark this post, but I don't think it really spoils anything surprising/important.

Except masturbation! I think we should all start counting masturbation. No dry spell would last longer than a couple of days. I assumed you meant that you've never had sex, but that you did 'something else' four years and five months ago, and I was just curious about how far you'd gone. But the lack of proper punctuation makes your posts a bit hard to follow sometimes, so if you were a total sex stud four and a half years ago, I apologize. We're not counting masturbation, Diageo.

What does 'anything' entail, anyway? How virginal are we talking here? Or is that too private?

This felt like more of the same to me. The missions and enemies were a bit more varied and some of the new powers were fun, but I had a distinct feeling of 'been there, done that' throughout the game. Not that it wasn't fun, but I was secretly hoping for as big a step up in quality as between the first and second Sly games.