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I had no idea that trampolining was a sport. Or that 'trampolining' was a word.

Stop spoiling thirteen-year-old games, Coolness. It's not cool.

There really should be a support group on this forum for ReZ's victims. Though at least it'd be forty years of psychiatric help and sex (this is how much confidence I have in the ReZ method), which may be preferable to spending the next forty years pleasuring yourself. So think about it.

It'd be funny until she gets mistaken for a spam bot and gets banned.

Haha, at least there's nothing wrong with your confidence, Goron. You should go to the N-E meet. Let ReZ feel you up - bam! Dry spell ended, confidence boosted.

I'll spoiler-mark this post, but I don't think it really spoils anything surprising/important.

Except masturbation! I think we should all start counting masturbation. No dry spell would last longer than a couple of days. I assumed you meant that you've never had sex, but that you did 'something else' four years and five months ago, and I was just curious about how far you'd gone. But the lack of proper punctuation makes your posts a bit hard to follow sometimes, so if you were a total sex stud four and a half years ago, I apologize. We're not counting masturbation, Diageo.

What does 'anything' entail, anyway? How virginal are we talking here? Or is that too private?

This felt like more of the same to me. The missions and enemies were a bit more varied and some of the new powers were fun, but I had a distinct feeling of 'been there, done that' throughout the game. Not that it wasn't fun, but I was secretly hoping for as big a step up in quality as between the first and second Sly games.

He has a point, though. End that dry streak, Serebii!

You should go after Flink's job. Though I hear it doesn't pay much.

What would you have him do instead? Ask questions in this thread and risk being berated? :p I'm one of those people who prefers 'ruining the experience' by checking a guide occasionally if it means I won't have to be stuck for hours.

Well, it doesn't compare to Murray's good news, but congratulations nonetheless.

I haven't had any for twenty-five years. Beat that! :p ... It was a competition, right? Why do birds suddenly appear...

My Nintendo needs to shut up. Miyamoto didn't say that a Zelda game was currently in development for the Wii U - he said that they want to create a real HD Zelda game for it. It's bad enough that VG247 thought it was news that Nintendo are planning on making a Zelda game for the Wii U (I for one am shocked at the prospect of Nintendo bringing one of their most-loved franchises to their new home console!), but I really hate it when gaming websites/blogs regurgitate news and can't even get it right. He also never said that the game would include any of the features seen in the tech demo. Also, launch title? That's so unlikely it's not even worth mentioning in the article. God. Okay, I'll stop now.

Meanwhile, I'm sure this Kirby cartoon is fantastic!

I'm assuming you, or you wouldn't have posted about the series to begin with? I used to love Jazz Jackrabbit 2 back in the day. It had co-op before it was cool for platformers to have it!

You just had to jinx it, didn't you?

That's... well, it's a bit of a relief, actually. Though it does make me question things about ReZ. Does he actually read comic books? Is Claire real? Does he really think Comedy Rainbow is funny? I'm so confused!

I think the most offensive thing about Mad Monkey is the fact that Donkey Kong is an ape. Wait, we're not doing that anymore? Can that be my bad thing of the day? Missing out on an argument?

ReZ is all talk. I bet he's not even a pedophile.

Reading comic books on the computer just isn't the same thing. It's like listening to music when all you have are the built-in laptop speakers. Sure, it'll do in a pinch, but it doesn't exactly make you want to listen to a lot of music.

Good riddance. Sorry, wrong thread.

Most likely to sleep with Flink at the meet: 1. Ine 2. Danny Everyone else will have to settle for ReZ's orgy.