Magnus

Birth by Sleep is a great game (I played on easy, though, because I suck), but £20 is way too much for a pre-owned copy. A new copy costs £15 on Zavvi.

Happy future birthday, Jim and/or Bob.

Ine needs to get her butt over to the Creative Gallery and show off her magnets.

What if you try to change your life, like, one minute before you die?

I like how you dressed up for the occasion, Cube.

Maybe you do the same thing every day without realizing it!

Magnets are fun to make! I've covered my parents' and my grandmother's fridges with magnets I've made.

I only read that news article because I couldn't figure out how someone could die from falling off a drink coaster.

What's wrong with it? It's awful, for one thing. Way too linear, overly complicated mechanics with the extra characters, boring level design, uninteresting villains, significantly less funny story/characters... It just lacks soul and pales in comparison to the other games in the series.

Don't have to go to the meet not to see you.

It's probably Super Mario 64 DS, but since both games include the same mini games, it should be Captain Falcon's point.

They seem to be called nameplates? Though it's hard to find any real information on them. Most of the non-standard nameplates were only included with special edition GameCubes, so you're unlikely to find many sold separately today. Though if you're a huge Metroid Prime fan, I found these very pricey nameplates.

They're eerily similar. They both have some exploration and platforming. The battle systems are similar and require timing in both series (there's less focus on dodging attacks in Paper Mario, though). They both have a lot of humor. Other than the graphics, the differences are slight. The badge system is better/more developed in Paper Mario, and obviously you only control Mario outside battles. The Paper Mario games tend to be split into chapters with a new area per chapter and don't have the same sort of Zelda-esque overworld as Superstar Saga and Bowser's Inside Story, though you're allowed to go back and search for anything you may have missed. If you like one series, you'll probably like the other (Partners in Time and Super Paper Mario excluded).

Hey, I only made two guesses! That's only a third of the screenshots. :p And no one's tried to guess the third screenshot yet, so go right ahead.

What's the worst thing that can happen? ... Oh.

Or maybe midgets.

Man, masturbating was tough back in the day.

5 is Ocarina of Time 3DS. 2 is Beach Spikers.

It had single-screen co-op. Though honestly, it wasn't all that fun.

Aw, man. Those were going to be my suggestions. Gears of War or Halo if she likes bad games likes/doesn't mind shooters. A lot of people seem to like Borderlands. Splinter Cell: Conviction is a lot of fun in co-op, though it may be a bit complicated if she doesn't play a lot of video games. Fable 2 has a not-too-impressive co-op mode. So do the DeathSpank games. They may be fun if one of you doesn't mind only helping the other player out. Alien Hominid, Scott Pilgrim, Metal Slug... Those are the ones that come to mind.

Of course it'll be worth it. ReZ'll be there!

Put that in your online dating profile.

Hey, just because you're desperate... :p

Happy birthday to Fish's mom! And to anyone else whose birthday it is today.

Call her Bob. I always wanted to date a girl so I could refer to her as Bob when she wasn't around.