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Their main use is for stealing enemy spy cards, but they're also useful for playing cards with special abilities again - scorch and medic cards, for example. One of the most useful cards in the game, actually.

I normally like the Disney Infinity figures, but that's the derpiest-looking Anna I've ever seen.

Nah, I'm only up to Dragon Quest 5, so I haven't tackled any of the spin-offs yet. I'm hoping they're as good as the main games, though! I'll let you know in three years or so.

I CAN'T STOP BUYING DS GAMES PLEASE SEND HELP.

I've mostly been ignoring my current-generation consoles in favor of playing retro games lately, so we're good, right?

I thought they were fine. What's dire about them?

Man, if it's getting released in English around the same time, I'm going to plan my whole summer around it. To be fair, you've only been waiting for, like, two years or so?

If this is considered large, how small were the pictures of the English cover?

I don't know what it is about Watch_Dogs that seemingly makes every new PS4 owner decide to play it when there's a bunch of better open-world games on the system.

0 was released after Yakuza 5, so maybe let's wait a while before we assume the worst...

I know Daft wouldn't shut up about it when it was released on the Vita, but I think you were still #TeamWiiU back then.

I've already played Grow Home, so I'm going to vote for Zombie Vikings just to spite all of you.

There are games I want to play, but they're part of a series and I haven't played the previous games and I always really feel like I should, but naturally the older games don't seem as appealing and the longer I wait, the more games I have to play. And so I just end up not playing games that look really good. Welp.

This is going to get so awkward when only some of us get invited to the wedding...

You're not trying to download it on your PS4, are you?

My favorite thing about season 4 (and there are so many hilarious things about season 4) was how they tried to make you question whether or not the Company was actually evil. I mean, sure they murdered people in cold blood constantly - they shot Veronica in the face - but it was all for the greater good, goshdarnit.

I almost want to watch this just to see how bad it's going to be...

It's a common mistake, since we're both total stud muffins.

Except in this case they're saying, "Your gag? Ewww, gross."

Erectile dysfunction, from the sounds of it.

Imagine how embarrassed he would have been if his friends had spotted a strap-on instead of a ball gag.