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Well, that's just silly. Foxes can't fly!

I guess you're all set until July 2013, then!

What game takes a month to finish? Even Xenoblade Chronicles only lasted me two weeks. It probably helps that I don't have a job.

Almost never.

Happy birthday. What's left of it, anyway.

Not that I doubt your gaming prowess or anything, Flameboy, but there's literally no chance you're going to find all of the Anti-Cubes without help. You don't need them to finish the game, so either just go for the ones you can figure out (or ignore the rest entirely) or use a walkthrough.

Petunia's very cute.

I like to think you disagreed with the part where I said it was playable. :p

Don't play Partners in Time. It lacks the exploration of the other games and the babies add nothing to the game except serve to overcomplicate things. It's not nearly as funny as the other games, either, unless you find babies crying (and crying and crying and crying) hilarious and the villain is uninteresting. It's playable, but it's bland and dull as dishwater. Only play it if you really don't want to skip any game in the series.

How hard is it to find a proper emulator? I must have played it on an emulator at least a decade ago. :p But yeah, Earthbound is pretty great. Probably my favorite game in the series, though Mother 3 is good too.

Or... Shadow! He could use his guns. Pew pew!

Ike will almost certainly be replaced with whoever the main character of the new Fire Emblem is. If they're feeling lazy, they can just reuse Ike's moveset, anyway. :p

Not to mention how they seem to slap Kirby on any game that doesn't fit any of their other franchises. At least it keeps the Kirby series fresh, I guess!

Fawful only made a cameo appearance in Partners in Time. Just one of the many things wrong with that game. Bowser's Inside Story is great, however, so that should keep you entertained for a while.

Happy birthday, Hannah and what's-his-face.

If you need a place to stay, Iun's got you covered.

Well, you're a bear, so that's understandable.

And if you only play through the single-player once, it's short.

Yeah, barely. :p

I don't see how the first game can be better because of its characters when the second game has Ellis.

It's best not to think too hard about these things, Flameboy. There's also Hot Pursuit, which is a sequel to Hot Pursuit 2, which is itself a sequel to Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit.

Your boyfriend will be thrilled. (Hopefully not.)

Don't get your hopes up too high, Jamba. Unless you loved the challenge comets in the Galaxy games. Then you'll love what this game has in store for you.

Sorry, guys. You weren't entertaining enough for Rummy.

Man, you really love N-Sider. No hotlinking allowed.