Josh64

Cartman wouldn't freeze himself for a Wii U.

The Wii U was kind of confusing from the start. I mean, they concentrate on multiplayer gaming, but you can only have one GamePad per console. So you either have to get a Pro Controller, or a Wii Remote, (though remember it has to be a Wii Remote Plus or have a Wii Motion Plus attachment!), maybe a nunchuk as well, don't forget the Wii Fit board, oh man, you can use the Wii Classic Controller/Pro if you can't get hold of a Pro Controller. The Wii U is a new console though! Just remember to buy all these Wii branded controllers with it! Get a basic pack? Shit man, all them controllers you got? Better go get yourself a sensor bar! But where from!? Just look online, type in WII SENSOR BAR FOR WII and use it on your Wii U! What new titles are for this Wii add on then? NO, its a new console! On this new console you can enjoy... WII SPORTS HD. NEW SUPER MARIO BROS U. WII FIT U. WII PARTY U. WII. WII. WII. Did you know it's in HD though? HD! HD. I bet you haven't experienced stuff in HD before! I do love my Wii U but I can see why people don't bother.

That's always what put me off Persona 4, too! If there's a demo I might try it but I don't think there is. EDIT: Also, I downloaded Sonic Racing Now I have it on 360, Wii U and Vita :p

I was so happy they included the 3DS in this for a good 5 seconds as it gave me an excuse to post about Bieber and Mariah Carey on the front page last Christmas :p

Is that all versions of Just Dance? Might have a gander if it is, my friend is thinking of getting it so it might make for a good Christmas present! (I'll just have to put her off buying it herself :P)

Sadly you'll need multiple Wii Remotes for pretty much every game as they all require simultaneous play! I think you can play with one Wiimote and the GamePad on a few but I can't be sure, and I think you'd need two connected anyway to activate 2 player mode :/ Do you have a Wiimote already though? Because the game comes with one!

I can imagine the reviews now... "Poor title, this is not what the Wii U needs right now" *sick starts spewing out of every hole on body*

Sorry pud, as I said, the last time I was on I SWEAR I couldn't find it :p I'm not just using that as an excuse to not get my ass whooped again :p But I'll be on tomorrow anyway as I heard some Miiverse rumblings of Miley Cyrus DLC? If this is true then my god, I'm literally gonna squirt in my.. nevermind. EXPECT A SCORE TOMORROW, BOY LAD.

There's one shelf in my Tesco, with a random mish-mash of 3DS, DS, Wii and Wii U games. Saying that though, the Wii U games that ARE there are pretty decent. Got Sonic Lost World for £32 a from there a few weeks ago (which is the cheapest I could find on the highstreet, mainly because the only other place selling Wii U games by me is GAME and Smiths)

How!? They got it so right on 360! (I thought, anyway :P)

I wouldn't even be too fussed about party chat (though obviously that would be great), if they'd just get notifications pop up on screen when you get a Miiverse direct message, that'd be great. Trying to have a conversation on there takes days

Started going swimming today, well, y'know, maybe. I have a 5 day free trial and then it's £25 a month to go whenever I want. I really liked it actually, and it didn't feel awkward at all, which is weird compared to how socially awkward I can be when I'm by myself. I dunno, maybe I should just do more things nearly naked. But yeah, it's been like 7 years since I've properly gone swimming so my swimming technique is kind of like an old man drowning. I'm hoping I'll get a bit better :P The dream is to one day be like these guys, in non-animé form:

*Jerking on camera to kind lady* Now get back to your friends

He said this BEFORE the release of Wii U as well, he also said we'd be getting great third party support. I honestly don't mind, I've got more than enough games to look forward to and have plenty of fun on my Wii U but I can see hoe a lot of people, especially those that aren't hardcore Nintendo fans, may not be too pleased with the line-up. I don't know much about the gaming business, but would it be possible for Nintendo to gain some third party support by throwing some of their cash around?

@Shorty - Welcome to the club I hope you like it! You MUST get Gravity Rush!! @Animal - Zumba... WHY?! Stray too far from Just Dance and you'll see some truly terrible things! At least it's not quite as bad as Kylie Dance and Sing :p Did it at least come with the belt?! @Cube - Beautiful game, literally a STEAL at that price. Of all the titles I've played this year, that one has caught me by surprise the most Now that I've judged all your purchases... I'll see myself out

Yeah this game is great and just so you know guys, it has BUSTED

The first 14 seconds of this show perfectly just how good Smash Bros. NFC would be...

To say I'm madly in love with G-Dragon right now would be understatement of the century

It's been a year already? Thats crazy! I think this first Birthday is bitter sweet. I was unsure at first, but now I'm totally in love with my Wii U. I have loads of titles on it, love Miiverse and haven't scratched the surface on eShop. But it feels like were coming to an end already! With the imminent release of PS4 and XBONE, I think the Wii U stands less chance than even our beloved GameCube. I can't even say I like my Wii U without people scoffing, the damage is already done!

Maybe they could use Wuhu island as the hub in the full retail game!

This sounds like a Ted Mosby quote from HIMYM! But seriously, if you guys are wondering how he's getting these dates, check out his 'don't mind me I'm just in the bath' Instagram shots (I check it every night before I sleep)

Like, 5? :p I can't get it out of my head now

The use of that special wall painting power in Zelda seems a bit overkill to me. Almost looks as bad as the Super Paper Mario dimension flipping stuff.

Download play confirmed!

'Cause clean is better than dirty... I thought the days of this terrible advertising were over! At least it's not quite as bad as that Nintendogs 'playa'