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There was a golden GameCube a while ago: http://www.planetgamecube.com/newsArt.cfm?artid=9737

Alright, we get it, you don't like anything new. Meanwhile, this looks fucking awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BustV-Z4b4g

I love the little bits of silly dialogue. It's a nice touch. "I'd put the shop there".

I don't think the Doctor is bisexual. I think the Doctor's certainly an open and friendly character, but other than the fact that he has a granddaughter, there's probably not been much time (hah) for full on romance in the TARDIS.

Tennant's only had twenty odd minutes of screen time so far, so we can't really judge him on that. Mind you, Ecclestone's set the bar tremendously high. I've no doubt Tennant can reach that - after all, he was in the 2005 special of The Quatermass Experiment. That was mostly running down corridors, which is all you need for Doctor Who!

Half the fun of being gay (or bisexual in my case) is that you get to do it in people's faces.

Yes, they're going to call it something which in common speech will sound like the "Nintendo ARSE".

The lineup this year looks awful. The only bands I would go to see would be Audioslave and Placebo. Everything else that's been announced looks completely "meh".

I blame BT for being shit, but 4Mbit will be a godsend for me. The exchange has left me stuck at 512k for years now.

A soon to be 4Mbit broadband line at home + an Empornium account = "We're going to need a bigger boat."

This. You're never alone with a 22 gig collection of art videos.

Ginger's new band is fucking amazing. I went to see them last week and did a review: http://www.x-astray.co.uk/2006/03/ginger_and_the_sonic_circus_le_1.html I still probably won't go though.

Same here, but my mate has a 2:1 in pharmacy. Life, eh?

Adding a new hard drive's piss easy. Open the case, stick it into a free slot, screw it in and plug the IDE (or SATA, if it's a posh new thing) and power cables in. Start up Windows, and if it doesn't appear in My Computer right off the bat, open the Disk Management tool to format it and assign a drive letter to it. You can do it all in less than ten minutes.

The No End Soon blog ended soon. Incredible.

My DeviantArt isn't over-rated. :P

I call bollocks on that one. Acknowledging a race and discriminating a race are two different things. Case in point - I can see that Mr. T is black. Is that racist? Of course not.

Fucking hell, how did I forget Jean Reno? That guy could kick the shit out of a gang of bears, and eat the corpses raw.

France is frigging awesome, and I'll tell you why: Audrey Tautou, Clemence Poesy, the band Air, and the movie Harry, He's Here to Help.

A knighthood in general means nothing, other than being called "Sir" instead of "Mister".

A shitload of hard drugs.

Majora's Mask's ending has a real bittersweet taste to it. Not because everything gets resolved - it doesn't. Even though the credits sequence shows everyone's best endings, no matter what you do, you can't save everyone. You can't be the hero and save the day completely - if you stop Sakon robbing the old lady from the bomb shop, Anju and Kafei can never be reunited. If you want to help Anju and Kafei, you have to let the old lady be mugged. Even though you can rewind time and make sure everything happens right at least once, you can't help everyone at once.

The headlines tonight - company in paying for promotion of products shock.

Fantastic. When summer rolls around, stick "Friendship Update" on and go for a walk in the early evening. If your face isn't split by a mile wide grin, you're just dead inside.

You are all to go out and buy these. They are pretty much the only albums anyone would ever need. The Wildhearts - Earth Vs The Wildhearts Rival Schools - United By Fate Dave Navarro - Trust No One The Smashing Pumpkins - Adore Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros - Streetcore