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I've only ever noted one unpleasantness on here, and that got locked when the racist little shit made some comment about kebabs. This place is one of the more friendly communities on the net.

Electric Eel Shock are on tour around the UK right now. I'm on the guest list for the Newcastle gig.

I love how suspicious Rick and Sanchez are of the temp worker. Sanchez: What do you think then? Android? Rick: It's possible. I haven't seen him eat or drink anything since he turned up at nine this morning, and it's half one now. Keep 'em peeled - we may have to kill him.

It's got to be Jumping Jack Flash.

The Mobile Suit Gundam films and Grave of the Fireflies are must watches.

Folding catches more chod. Scrunching just takes up too much space downstairs, and wastes paper.

I give in, who are they meant to be?

If we're playing that game, how about my Halloween outfit? HELLO DAVE!

I certainly do. X-Astray is the place to go to read mindless bollocks.

I too would like to know an ideal way to hide all my porn. I've heard that NTFS has all sorts of neat ways to hide and lock folders.

It's quite easily a quote from Manny from Grim Fandango: "You can't escape from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun." I fucking love that game.

No mention of Dangerdoom yet? I'm surprised. I've found that The Mouse And The Mask is probably the kind of hip hop that would appeal to you lot, and can ease you into finding out that good hip hop is a million miles away from the guns, girls and gangster R&B that towering shitheaps like 50 Cent continue to grunt out. It references and samples cartoons like Sealab 2021, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. At the very least, give "Sofa King" and "Space Hos" a listen. They're probably the most accessible songs on the album.

I don't give a shit what the average till monkey thinks. They're paid to scan your item through, put it in a bag and go "NEXT!", and that's the only level I'll engage on them with, with a few minor exceptions.

I'd just ask them if they had any Madvillain.

I think I'm pretty much done with this topic. I don't think I want to bother wasting my time on deaf ears. If you engage in a decent debate with well constructed points, I'd be glad to continue. However, if all we're going to see is sub-Daily Sun level racism, I'll spend my time more constructively by hammering nails into my dick.

I don't deny that the immigration situation in this country needs a good looking over, but I don't think it warrants a "send them all back" attitude. Why? His post sounded identical to BNP rhetoric.

You must be mistaken - it says "revolution europe" at the top, not "BNP". Let's dispel a few myths, eh? 1. Asylum seekers take our jobs! No, they don't. They don't hide behind bushes, jump people and take the keys to their office. Apart from anything else, asylum seekers aren't allowed to work for the first twelve months they spend in the UK. They have to rely on state support, which for them is a third below the usual level of income support. If they do have a job at that point, the company that employs them is breaking the law and they are at fault for not checking the asylum seeker's background. 2. Asylum seekers live off the state! As I mentioned earlier, state support for asylum seekers is cut from the regular level. The weekly rates are as follows: NASS pays the following amounts to asylum seekers who qualify: Couple £61.11 Lone parent aged 18 or over £38.96 Person aged 25 or over 38.96 Person aged 18-24 30.84 Child 16-17 (except as a qualifying member of a couple) 33.50 Child under 16 42.27 Source here. Would you really want to live on £40 a week? Do you call that a life of luxury? I certainly don't. That doesn't even cover rent for a small flat in most places, and that's before supplies like food. 3. We all lose out! Not a chance. This country owes a great debt to immigration. There was a great deficit of workers in the 1960s, and most of the shortfall was made up by immigrant workers. Most of the jobs taken by asylum seekers are low paid, unskilled work. Street cleaners, bar work, hospital workers, etc. Basically all the jobs that most people think they're too good for. Get rid of immigrants working in those fields, and I guarantee you'd notice the difference immediately. The easy option would simply have been to post "fuck off", but I'm a very thorough gentleman.

I had my ears pinned back when I was younger. They used to be real jug ears - they didn't just stick out a bit, they stuck out a lot. I got some really harsh bullying because of them, so I decided to get them pinned back before it got to be too much. They look fine now.

Believe it or not, there's a big section about this on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger#.22Nigger.22_versus_.22nigga.22:_the_new_revisionism

I don't call people "paki", because I'm A) not a liar, and B) not a pathetic racist ****.

Even though I clicked Family Guy for some reason, I'm going to vote Futurama. It's more consistent than the others, and the geek humour really appeals to me. That said, there's plenty of shows which need to be on there. Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Ren and Stimpy, Sealab 2021, Monkey Dust, the list goes on.

I think it's more because "Paki" is used as a catch-all by some people for all Middle Eastern nationalities. Hence why you get some idiots who refer to the Bindi that Hindu women wear as a "Paki Dot".

You've not had a near death experience until you've been in the pit at a Motorhead gig.

Christmas decorations in shops are up to the shop owners, not the council. The cafe I work in has loads of Christmas decorations up, but some shops around it only have tinsel. It's nothing to do with the "Political Correctness Brigade", it's all to do with how much the owner of the shop wants to spend.

In my experience, the people who I've met who go on and on about "political correctness" want to be able to call "them" poofs, niggers and all other manner of unsavoury things without being told "Stop it". I've never come across things like being told to call it a chalkboard or whatever. I honestly think the Daily Mail makes half of this shite up.