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Aw yeah, this is the good shit. Also pre-ordered Metro: Last light - started a Shopto account while I was at it. Pay your damn taxes Amazon!

Totally counts. Tick it!

More alternatives: 11. Walk around in the middle of the night alot 12. Have sex with someone who can recall at least one major historical event you weren't alive for 13. Deface some public advertising. 14. Get a qualification in something totally useless to your choice of career 15. Find and join any protest march about an issue you're totally ignorant/have no opinion about 16. Talk to the elderly 17. Don't worry about buying more books when you haven't already read all the books you have 18. Buy as much art as you can but only from small/young/new artists 19. Try to see at least one movie where you're the only person in the theatre 20. Research & develop your own theories about existence and creation, try to convert any Jehovah's Witness or similar that comes knocking Done four of those.

These are terrible. Here's my alternate 10, off the top of my head: 1. Learn to play a musical instrument badly 2. Get somebody in your place of work fired 3. Leave the country for no discernible reason, tell no one where you were or what you did when you get back 4. Eat as much cake as you dare 5. Learn a martial art 6. Move to a different region of the country for no discernible reason, only tell people you've been "here and there" when they ask 7. Actively become obsessed with at least one cartoon show 8. Deliberately mess with your sleep pattern as much as possible 9. Attend at least one sporting event you're not familiar with 10. Explore a religious cult (may be related to No. 7) I'm up to 5 and a half out of 10.

Stop trying to have sex with Batman, you know he only likes skinny boys.

That's very specifically what I want out of this.

From the director responsible for Children Of Man - this looks really, really promising.

Looks he's off to Ferrari, a lot of cards being traded it seems - this year doesn't feel so much like 2013 as it does pre-2014. Take heart though, Kimi's in high spirits.

Happy Birthday! I trust festivities are still ongoing...

Don't worry mahtens we'll never judge you for what you do or who you are, drunk or sober. Either way you are mahtens and that's why I & everyone else loves you. Besides, you are a hot piece of ass. Denying that gay guy would probably be discriminatory.

Less than £15 at Gamefly right now (you get them both as Steam codes.) Bar. Gain.

I have a four pack of Cobra lager and a play to write - game on!

Nonono, you don't understand. Kids I can take or leave, it's the parents I hate specifically.

I think I might be sick, I'm not sure if I actually want more GTA or not. This looks superb but there's something about the thought of another bajillion hours of good old fashioned masculine American violence I find strangely daunting. What I am into however is the new GTA5 Trailer Comments Tumblr.

In my experience the best counter argument can usually be found with the nearest parent.

I like to keep things cricket, especially in football.

Sorry, just noticed this. I'm game for a second leg with @Cube if he's like one, it only seems sporting. Reply to this if you want it and I'll make sure to throw a match invite out before bed tonight. EDIT: Actually, I'll just send it now, I'm happy for Cube to turn it up or down.

Here's your inspiring affirmation of youth for the week. God damn French/Belgians and their sensitive artsy ways. Treat yourself. Fullscreen it. And here's where you can find the soundtrack.

As much as we might miss the internet meme's Nintendo has given to us in the past, Nintendo knows that the bulk of their potential audience aren't typically the kind to tune in avidly at 11am EST and wait through forty-five minutes of sales slides to see the stuff they might actually buy. Investors can have their Power Point party, journos will still get hands-on game time on the floor, we enthusiasts will get our cute Kirby trailers direct to Youtube and everyone else will get the bulletpoint version via their preferred general news sources. A big all-encompassing presentation isn't needed. It makes sense.

This is a good idea - think of the accumulative hours of sales graphs and other investor masturbatary materials we had to sit through before anything interesting came up. Throw it on Youtube, I'm not getting E3 tickets any time soon.

Such a typical Vettel race - cruising away with everything interesting happening half a mile behind. Lewis did well for fifth, gutted Paul couldn't get his first podium but 4th nothing to snark at. Perez seemed to determined to get himself & Jenson killed, I still like him but he needs to get himself better settled than that.

Huh. Tomorrow could be a half decent race again? Maybe? At Bahrain? If the country doesn't catch fire again or have to murderise it's own citizens in the middle of it of course.

The main thing I've learnt from all of this is that social media is not a suitable source of information during a crisis. I think I kind of knew that already though.

I've heard a malicious rumour that one of them is running on Windows Vista.

Aggh, I had a free day and I was looking forward to getting something done but something has switched the wrong way in my head and I feel like I've spent the whole day floating aimlessly in the space between dimensions. Time for strong coffee or scotch.