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Speaking of weird body things - one of my little toes is more immobile than the other, and hence seems to be suffering from a lack of blood flow. I'm thinking i might have broken it a while back and not realised. I can't really move it, it just waves around when i move the one next to it....

Yep, you look like a paedo. Friends don't let friends wear fedoras. Or any hat that isn't functional.

This is just for Kickstarted games i presume?

10/10 would masturbate again.

Fixed that for you. Use protection!

Go on.....

EDIT: Yeah that's right, this thread on punishment needed a lolcat.

It's worth more in Scrabble?

You should refuse to go there simply because they've spelt Cushion wrong.

That is a sexy looking banana.

And what about sex offenders who only have illegal porn on their computers....should they have porn of themselves put on other's computers?

I don't delete them for space reasons, i delete them so when i'm searching for an email i need, i don't get hundreds of crappy amazon or press releases that just get in the way. If i'm never going to need to read the email again, i delete it. Anyway, i've been noticing that my phone has started dropping battery charge during the night, when switched off. Has that ever happened to anyone else? I turned it off last night when it was on roughtly 40%, and when i turned it back on this morning, it was on 15%. The battery meter shows a sharp drop when i turned it off. It's strange.... EDIT: Look at that! WTF is going on?!

Uncle Ben's death wasn't in cold blood, as it was a car-jacking gone wrong? So your brain is wrong.

Blimey. That made me cross my legs, and i'm not a woman.

Zaha (a footballer who plays for Crystal Palace) was recently banned for one or two games for making a naughty gesture (of the one fingered kind) at fans. As far as i know, naughty gestures aren't illegal, but he was still banned for it. I think Magnus is right, if he did it (the Naziness) in the street, it wouldn't be illegal, but whomever his employers are have a right to fire him/ban him if he does it while at work.

If you don't know Team Rocket, and you aren't going to Google, i fail to see where we go from here...

To protect the world from devastation.

Ah, titles don't show up on Tapatalk app. Carry on!

Yes but the article is about solitary confinement, not life sentences. Ok, so he's in there until he dies, but should he also be put in solitary confinement, which is, as he describes, 'worse than death'. Basically, should he also be tortured, as well as put in prison for life?

If there really were a tv show called Weasel Dentist, society would break down due to the volume of people watching it. That is how i know that you made it up.

Email alerts from the council telling you to put the recycling out tomorrow? No, i archive those for later.

There are porn sites on the internet?! Brb.

Really? Awesome.

Don't worry guys! I've taken Van Persie out of my Fantasy team, so his form should pick up now! Blackburn has a serious case of the itchy owner. They should never have gotten rid of Kean.

He should die and then attempt to die again clearly.