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She was great in that film last year.

I've got my eye on Madonna....

When my girlfriend and I move into a bigger place (and can afford it) we are going to buy a cat and a pug. And we'll call the cat Cat, and the pug Pug.

Joan Holloway used to live in Holloway? Did she move to Harris?

On my first readthrough, i thought you said 'they're not allowing birds onto the trains because of the bird flu scare!' I thought you were trying to take your duck to work or something, and were pissed off because of nasty men on the tube...

I thought the same about mine, but then i realised that only two of my players played yesterday. Hopefully today will be better!

I don't know what happened. This is my darkest day as manager of bob. Only two goals! Could be my lowest scoring game ever? Shame. I'm giving a full refund to the fans who deserved better.

I moved around a bit....but: (Royal) Leamington Spa - Not much, although Russel Howard lives here now.....it was the birthplace of tennis apparently, which is possible the most middle class fact you could imagine. Llanddaniel - Nothing about this place is exciting, but it is only a miles or two away from the longest placename in Britain - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. My main town was Bangor, which has (i think) the longest continuous high street in Britain... Castries, St Lucia - Nothing particularly faous about it, other than a Nobel prize winning guy came from here - Derek Walcott, who won it for literature i believe. Gaberone, Botswana - The city actually has a district called Kanye West, but the rapper is not named after it - that it his actual name....

My real answer is 5-2 to me, with 2 free kicks.

I think you've got Shakespeare mixed up with the Two Ronnies.... Happy Birthday Bard (the)!

I don't like critics in general, but that is sad news. Jaw cancer wasn't it?

Of course it is, he never neglects the balls.

I was joking, don't know what you're doing...

Oh! A geography joke! My sides!

I don't....

Fine, 1 freekick.

I predict a 0-0 draw.

The reason no-one likes me is because i gave up on a broken copy of Grim Fandango 15 years ago?! That's quite the revelation... I remember my sister and I used to play Star Wars Episode 1: Pod Racer on the PC, but we played it in Co-op because it was so damn hard. One of us would do the driving, and the other would deal with the maintenence of the pod (the 'R2D2' role). Joyous times....

I wonder how far back their match statistics go. Do you think they go back and review recorded footage as well to add to their databases?

Dammit! Sometimes....sometimes i think EA stands for 'Evil Arseholes'.

This video is pretty interesting....

You are.....this is all a dream! *wibble wibble wobble*

Actually for me, it literally was. Installed it, tried to get out of the first room, and it would crash. Couldn't get past the first room. Think it was a broken disk or something.... Did LucasArts make Battlefront? That was one of my favourites, i hope at some point Battlefront 3 gets made....

The .old folder is something from when you (presumably) upgraded your windows OS. It gives you an oppurtunity to roll back should anything go wrong with the new one i believe. If you do decide to delete it, you should probably have a recovery/back-up disk somewhere in case something ever goes wrong...if you are feeling lucky punk however, i think deleting it will produce no ill effects straight away. Have you tried CCleaner? It should get rid of old Temp files and clear up some space, it's pretty good. I don't know about Program Files (x86) as i don't have that....perhaps its from upgrading too?

I always feel a stab of jealousy when i see someone has got tickets to Glastonbury, even though i don't really listen to music and wouldn't really enjoy it if i did go. I think it's just the elitism of there only being a certain number of tickets and i don't have one....like Wonkas Golden Tickets..... tl:dr, I hate Flink and want his ticket, just so i can tear it up and laugh maniacally.