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Lena was fantastic. I also liked that violin fairy tale song that won a few years back, and that 'fly on the wings of love' elderly guitar couple. God Eurovision is weird. I love it.

How dare Nintendo schedule a release when you are away! What a fuck up!

He'll stay in this country I reckon. Because of the English Player Tax, Liverpool will get much more from him if they sell to another Premier League Club, so I think he'll go to Man City or similar.

He looks like a lesbian in inverted colours.

I'd probably go for Courtois too. Although it would be interesting to see how he'd do behind Man U's calamitous defense...

Cycle 2 metres? Is that a typo or did you have to cycle a really short distance?

It can if you want it to be..

At which point do you hide the kipper under the floorboards?

Ha, loved the Quicksilver scat bit. Alo, that dude has got some moves, i'm quite impressed!

I wonder if it'll be a 'one story per week' kind of thing, or a 'long story over one season' sort, like Daredevil? There seem to be more of the latter than the former nowadays, but who knows.

Just put "Yes, I've totally done that."

OMG dat finale!!! So many cliff hangers! But I can't talk about them as I can't do spoilers on my phone!

I have no idea who he is.

Oh.....that's lame.

And do they have single player modes?

Does it have a single player mode?

I'm getting married on the 15th, so there goes all you guys' invites.

Can't wait for the Cor Blimey accents!

Maybe @Happenstance 2\.0 could help stop you?

I don't really understand it either. It's kind of like that Mitchell and Webb sketch when they realise that they are the bad guys; do tory voters not wonder why they are always portrayed as evil?

I think Messi would probably do just fine on his own. A lot of his most incredible goals are of him dribbling past 4 players and scoring. Why would he need a good team to do that? He could do that while playing for Sunderland. Probably not 400 goals good, but undeniably good.

Their twitter says that's not an exit poll, just a prediction from yesterday. Still encouraging though, Yougov are quite accurate.

60% of seats are safe seats apparently. Such a waste of time.