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Sure, here it is:

There's a great video by CP Grey explaining why you'll always end up with two parties with our current voting system. The alternative vote system would have solved this, but unfortunately morons voted no on using it.

That's incredible. We don't go to anywhere near that amount of effort here! Maybe just a post on Facebook, and before Facebook you had to find out in the newspaper the week after.... I'm assuming Fiere Meter means Mother of Fire, and you are therefore in charge of teaching the infant how to safely light a bbq? Yes.

It's a nice name, is it particularly Belgian? Is the birth card something you give to the parents? Or everyone else? The first is a thing that we do, but the second is not...

Whoever used to decide the music for that show was great too, obviously a big fan of both Muse and Zimmer, like me.

Oh well if Gillian looks alright, they'd be stupid not to be! Best make it before all her bits start heading south!

You didn't have to say either of those things, by the way. You ultimately have free will.

Well go on then, welcome him.

A sequel to Citizen Erased! Hold me!

Did they already have the hat, and not want to waste it? Or was Margot the first choice name?

Hey you Pikachu?

There's no need to resort to name calling. I remember when this was first announced, I got very excited. Dreaming of a time spent shooting planes out of the air by bursting balloons full of paint. Meanwhile, Ant and Dec stood nearby dressed hilariously as RAF pilots, cracking wise about my efforts. Then I discovered that we wouldn't be shooting planes down, but instead firing inky guns held by some sort of bizarre squid like beings. No matter, I thought, the game may have taken a bizarre direction, but at least it'll still have the comedy capers of the Geordie duo at the helm. I still planned to buy it, day 1. Then the news dropped. Ant and Dec weren't attached. There would be no Newcastle musings. No theme tune. No moustaches. Not even a side splittingly funny scarf that has been made to look like it's blowing in the wind using wire. That was the last straw for me. I knew I would not be buying the game from then on. You can throw names around as much as you like, but you'll never hurt me as much as I was hurt that day, when my dream died.

My interest in this game ended when I heard Ant and Dec weren't in it. (I didn't vote in the poll, don't worry)

Exactly, either keep the away goals rule, and get rid of extra time, or put in extra time, but no away goals rule.

I'd love to hear Fury live, I love that song. Plus KoC to end is totes awesome.

I was there yesterday! Didn't spot this though. Does seem a bit stingy, but I suppose it was a free tournament to enter?

Watched this again on Friday and noticed an enormous plot hole. Near the end when they're on Ronan's ship, they split up, and the men go upstairs to fight their way to the huge impenetrable locked door, while the green woman goes downstairs to fight blue robot and unlock said door. The men spend 10 minutes fighting all the minions who are all gathered up there protecting the door, while green woman fights blue robot and barely wins. Green woman then unlocks the door to let them in AND THEN BLOWS A HOLE IN THE CEILING AND JUMPS THROUGH TO THE ROOM ABOVE IN ONE EASY MOTION. Why didn't they all just do that, circumnavigating all the goons upstairs and ganging up on blue robot?! Fools.

Ah do you know what? I had to look it up, but I hadn't realised you could control the statues directly with the wand song thing. I thought you could only make them follow you or carry them.

Nah i'll figure it out. It's not exactly Mastermind levels of difficulty, i'm just being slow.

I'm sure you'll run it faster than that, don't put yourself down. EDIT: I've just realised that all my posts in this thread are just making jokes about other people's achievemens. I'll stop that.

Gah. Spent another 30 mins on WW and am stuck in the tower place. I can't get the second statue to follow me across the hole. I'm stumped.

Congratulations dude! Fantastic news! Just you wait though...the wedding you both agree on now will be nothing like the one you end up having! The wedding beast is stirring...

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/others/arnold-schwarzenegger-left-hanging-after-strongman-athlete-eddie-hall-breaks-deadlift-record-with-incredible-462kg-lift-10118808.html This guy can do 462kg no problem. What's wrong with you? Maybe your technique? I reckon Charlie's right, it's your diet. Try eating two dozen eggs each morning.

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