martinist

Hello sir, if you're ever in need of sexual favours, I should be your first port of call! **no homo**

I've just been summoned for jury duty >__>

So I was checking my bank account today and i see these payments for £9.05 and £1.50 that i didn't make, so i call up the bank, go through all this automated answering machine crap and about 15 minutes later i get to talk to an actual human being who, to my amazement, was british. So i go through all this security crap with her and tell her about these payments and she goes off to check with the fraud office keeping me on hold for about 10 minutes. When she came back so says, Ok the fraud office says those two transactions were fraudulent so we'll refund the money and cancel the card and send you out some paperwork to fill out. But if we find that you are trying to make a false claim with us then you will be liable for prosecution blah blah blah... So they canceled my card and refunded my money and now i'm screwed for the rest of the month. I have to go down to the halifax with my drivers licence to get any money out of that account now untill they get a new card to me

Bought the first 5 movie Blu-Ray box set after seeing it in HMV a while back, at the time i had only seen 1 and 2, the other 3 were way better though, thought Tokyo Drift could have been better. Probably won't go and see 6 in the cinema but I probably will buy it once it comes out. also regarding Tokyo Drift I thought this was kinda funny

Same thing for me, I think my dad started getting it around age 30 something so i'm good for about 8 or so years i think.

So I was in the kitchen with my mother talking about random crap then she starts clawing at my hair saying "oh i didn't know you were going grey" low and behold she was right....I'm 24 and i've got grey hairs, This is not supposed to happen!! My mother has ruind my self-esteem for the rest of my life. Why couldn't she have just kept her mouth shut? b00h!! sad martins!

Congratulations!

Damn right bitch!! By the way, remember when you promised to write me zombie aids? you better keep your prmmise!! Write zombie aids!!! I'll be persuing you for the rest of your life for this! write zombie aids! I swear to god!

I watched the playoffs last year with that NBA League pass thing, didn't have it renewed for this year though. Might get it going again once the new season starts.

I'm getting pretty sick of call of duty games. Then again, I said the same thing when black ops 2 came out and I still bought it. I'm not gonna screw up this time!

I might have gotten drunk and met a gay guy online, then I might have done some less than reputable things with said gay guy on skype....drunk martinist is bi-sexual martinst....i'm ashamed...so ashamed >_> being drunk is fun, then realizing what u did when drunk isn't so fun....sad martinst

I have a bottle of white wine and a laptop filled with tunes and i know how to use them both to their full extent!

Dungeons and Dragons and Bitches

I'll just wait untill they dub it and release it over here. Thats how i've been watching it so far anyway.

Only Daft Punk album I have is Alive which I bought a few years ago. Once this new album comes out I might pick it up I guess

Just finished it this afternoon, pretty good twist ending. When I read about the ghost battle I thought it was only one time, I was sadly mistaken. I died...alot

Woke up next ot a naked girl this morning....its been a good day so far although my head feels like its in a vice >_>

I'll have you know my mother is Catholic sir, I was told never to associate myself with those heathens! :P

I got an apology on facebook from a girl i had to carry home a few weeks ago because she reached a state of such inhebriation that she was unable to walk or form a coherent sentence. It also seemed to cause a rather large number of mood swings. One minute she was saying thank over and over again, the next she was spitting in my face and calling me a pathetic waste of a human being. Then when i finally got her home she puked on my lap and passed out. Fun times were had by all.

Higurashi no naku koro ni and Umineko no naku koro ni if you're just looking for a kinda bloody, lets kill every character off as violently as possible murder mystery sorta thing. Might wanna watch all three seasons of Higurashi if u wanna understand it though.

guess whos shitfaced! that right! im shitgfcaced! deal with ti! like yer ma did laster night!

I ate yer ma last night

Time to get shitfaced