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Sadly I agree with the jazz thing. I love jazz but when it goes mental crazy it's hard to figure out what's going on. Take a nice slow-ish instrumental - for example the intro to Frasier - that's good shit. But when you've got the trumpet going crazy as if it's been attached to the arse of someone with chronic flatulence - no thanks. The thing is Jeremy Kyle needs to actually do some research on it, since 90% of his guests seem to have problems stemming from events on Facebook, his response is: "Oh don't talk to me about Facebook. I know you can poke people, that's all I know". In his line of work he should get to fucking grips with the site. Replace the drink with cigarettes for me. People should learn to suck it up. Grinding (or training I call it) for random shit in games. It's one thing levelling up the equipment you've got or characters you have/need. But to do other stuff for the sake of it... I don't get it. My friend wants to get the S Rank (is that right?) on every weapon in Monster Hunter. The fucking point?! You have a tasty weapon, use it!

Come again?

The witch on the right looks awesome. The one on the left doesn't have enough boobs. Demand a refund.

pr0 bumpsalot. Completed this last night. A nice lil game, the combat was still a claw handed affair - running, camera and selecting options at the same time. Managed to keep the majority of my starter familars with me. Some had to be relegated to the Retreat whilst some shown untold promise. The Monolith being a prime example. Only during the regular battles did I actually use the familiars. For boss fights it was easier to have Oliver cast spells from across the battlefield.

Sounds like a reasonable wait time.

Not secret option 4 (probably on the back) No arms?

The free trial was amazing for me too. Then I just never bothered cancelling it. It went downhill from there. I have had good experiences with Prime, but whatever they were doing towards the end turned me right off.

Amazon Prime is wank. My last three or so transactions made me cancel the service. You pay £50ish for a year for mega-pr0 speedy delivery and you get fuck all. They'd lie on the tracking, ordering for a Monday delivery (which would've cost extra if not on Prime) and it apparently gets delivered EXACTLY at 6PM, signed for and everything. I've been in all day so I know no delivery had been attempted. It arrived Tuesday/Wednesday (which I could've gotten for free). I fucking hate paying for something and not getting it and what's worse is that they tried to cover up their own incompetence.

Which may create confusion for the regular Luigi and Peach (Excluding Toad due to massive lack of white) cats running around?

"Now we will talk about the new Legend of Zelda..." FUCK YES! "... Wind Waker..." Oh. So much good stuff put back until next year again. I WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH NOW!

Apart from there being no link to sign up for any newsletter all the site contains is some shitty graphics and "This is Zombocom. Welcome. Welcome to Zombocom", basically the shit they have on their Twitter feed (which for some unknown reason you decided to follow? even Spoderman et al. has more substance). I'm afraid this combined level of boredom doesn't even inspire me to have in the background whilst I play Minesweeper for 5-6 minutes to find out the "really good" bit.

That's because the anime whores get in there first and lay in their "change the name and we'll bitch" seeds. Pokémon got in first so people accept Ash and not Satoshi(?), but give Naruto a proper name (Or heaven forbid Sasuke [whom since the days of Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon I pronounce Sazook] since people fist him more) and there will be hell to pay.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. Cars was shit.

Custom darts flights: Only ordered a set of the Articuno ones, and if they fly nicely I'll order sets of the other two. And they shall fly in FUCKING ORDER.

Didn't you get that feeling watching the original Cars?

Is something supposed to happen if you stay on that site?

First picture: Very Maddox. APPROVED. Second picture: Would be sexier if you couldn't see the dude taking the pic in yo' lenses. SEMI-APPROVED.

The little people on the bottom right signing all the way. It's not short attention spans messing with reading subtitles. It's that you miss the action when focusing on the subtitles. Well that's how it works for me. I could quickly read the line then look up at whatever's happening, but I feel like I'm missing out as I prefer to follow the words as they're being said to understand the emotion. Dub that shit for me.

Got a cheesy shirt and can make yourself smell like KFC? Jazz is yo' man. Then you can use his awesome chat up line.

The ones which appear before a video where you have to wait five seconds before you can click the skip button?

It reminds me of that Eric Prydz Call on Me video.

For my stepdad. Not sure if he can get cremated with it or not. Ripped it for my own use anyway since Rod is pr0.

Is it that bad/outdated? I've not really kept track of Apple's tech True, but I would get the tablet for free. So I'd be paying approx £300 for internet/whatever for 2 years. I did Google the phone number whilst I was talking to them, seems legit even when I phoned back. But I recorded the end of the "transaction" just in case. It couldn't be verified because I haven't got enough money in my account. I asked them to ring me back Friday when I get paid. Until then I thought I'd get my research on.