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Jay's employment I'm happy for you Jay but I just don't get it. He goes from being a semi-tramp (No offence dude) in Australia to being fought over and negotiating a £15k salary!? I JUST-A-DON'T-A-GET IT SENOR!

That is sexy. I'm glad to see there are more of us who want to go outside of the box and not just stand next to them.

I haven't seen Nimoy have a smug twat grin plastered over his face the majority of the time.

This is me getting jiggy with the Black and White starters at the TCG Nationals.

Got round to watching this yesterday. Yep, it's still showing at our local Showcase, but Iron Man 3 isn't for some reason I found it rather entertaining. Did you discover that after seeing the trivia on IMDb? My main reaction was "IT'S ROBOCOP!" I thought he was dead. Quinto is hit and miss for me. He looks too smug in the majority of his scenes.

Everyone seems to be finishing this game rather quickly... How long is it?

Only one scene from Mortal Kombat but a shitload of Harry Potter moments... Disgusting.

How much interest do you make on it?

More relatives firing out kids?

It pains me to say that I've started to find The Big Bang Theory entertaining. I know, blasphemy, but it mainly seems to be episodes which involve the torture of Sheldon, who as ipaul says is one of the shittest characters ever.

But it was.

Someone mention me when they make the next game. I may make a un/welcome return.

I get that argument too, why does the value matter? I can guarantee they will not be selling that at a car boot sale any time soon. In fact I doubt they'll be selling them at all. One mate has a nice Captain America one. It's all pure blue apart from the wings and some other stuff, which is then spoiled by a giant gold circle on the brim. The fuck?!

Less scrolling!

After it having been stuck on the Tivo since December I finally managed to get around to watching The Secret World of Arietty. What a piece of shit that was. Visually amazing of that there is no dispute, but as for the story (or lack thereof) it was about as boring as it gets. I thought it might've picked up about an hour in when the pest control people arrived - expecting some sort of escape akin to the No Face rampage of Spirited Away - but was sadly disappointed with a kid with an unexplained and bullshit heart condition walking around.

Judge Doom did.

A couple more. People keeping the OneFifty (or whatever) sticked on their caps. Random "achievements" in games.

Don't keep us in suspense Cubemon, what did you order?!

I use the It's-a-Me, Mario one. Which doesn't look silly.

Sadly I agree with the jazz thing. I love jazz but when it goes mental crazy it's hard to figure out what's going on. Take a nice slow-ish instrumental - for example the intro to Frasier - that's good shit. But when you've got the trumpet going crazy as if it's been attached to the arse of someone with chronic flatulence - no thanks. The thing is Jeremy Kyle needs to actually do some research on it, since 90% of his guests seem to have problems stemming from events on Facebook, his response is: "Oh don't talk to me about Facebook. I know you can poke people, that's all I know". In his line of work he should get to fucking grips with the site. Replace the drink with cigarettes for me. People should learn to suck it up. Grinding (or training I call it) for random shit in games. It's one thing levelling up the equipment you've got or characters you have/need. But to do other stuff for the sake of it... I don't get it. My friend wants to get the S Rank (is that right?) on every weapon in Monster Hunter. The fucking point?! You have a tasty weapon, use it!

Come again?

The witch on the right looks awesome. The one on the left doesn't have enough boobs. Demand a refund.

pr0 bumpsalot. Completed this last night. A nice lil game, the combat was still a claw handed affair - running, camera and selecting options at the same time. Managed to keep the majority of my starter familars with me. Some had to be relegated to the Retreat whilst some shown untold promise. The Monolith being a prime example. Only during the regular battles did I actually use the familiars. For boss fights it was easier to have Oliver cast spells from across the battlefield.