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You mean the vitality sensor is finally getting its time to SHINE!?

Proper Tidy Mun!

Stemmed the shizzle out of the stache.

Pre orderedsings:

I got that too this morning. Gutted. I DUNNO. TRANSLATOR-A-BOB GO!

Those dudes needs more muscle.

"Thus it's inevitable that we'll build our own Matrix one day, when our level of technology allows it." Maybe we already have...

Technology. A PC is basically bits of metal and plastic, yet it can do all this wonderful shit. I know it understands stuff with code etc. How does it know what the code is to begin with!?

Were they licky envelopes?

Doesn't seem like much of an issue. During my former student days, I was naive to think that after Uni I could chill for a couple of weeks before sending out applications. Maybe then I'd be in a better place instead of the "media" jobs online* I've applied for being nothing but going to door-to-door trying to flog Netflix. *That don't require masses of experience in the true Catch 22 that to get Job A you need experience X, but the only way to get experience X is to have Job A.

Venom a GIRL?! Shit be crazy. Was the first Venom 2099? Since the resemblence is noticeable.

Stood next to the Rock, Diesel looks like a complete pussy. [DAMMIT HISHE PEOPLE! Stop begging for subscriptions after every fucking video!]

Unless you have a black tie, the black jacket.

Not just... But the point still stands, the Wii Fit Trainer is a fucking stupid choice.

Whiny lazy bitches! Things like The Subspace Emissary is what set it apart from most fighters. And now they're having a crybaby moment over it going on the internet? Oh, and get rid of Wii Fit Trainer. Use Bayonetta instead.

Maryland chicken > Nandos.

Villager does what we all want to do.

I know of only one other person who doesn't know how old he is/his birthday and I think he's an illegal immigrant. Lovely guy, coworker. Do you lack a passport as well?

I keep messing up the controls at the moment. Plus it's showing me rather well why I prefer using a mouse to aim a gun, it's shockingly bad.

The pub I worked at did cashback, and this was 5 years ago. They still do. Also the Walkabout in Nottingham did cashback too, which was a welcome relief as I was showing off my pitcher drinking skills to the One Life Left people and needed money for a taxi.

A defence for what?

Pieces certainly fell his way.

Pretty much this