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One time I was at work I thought I felt a lump on my testicles, running full throttle to the toilet to check it out I found out it was just a big spot on my balls. A MASSIVE relief. True story. You'll be fine lasseh

What's going on with the yoga circle of interpretive dance?

I forgot about your role having two elements, apologies. You have proven yourself. FOR NOW. I was going to vote Diageo but majority was reached before

Cup stacking... it's a bloody rip off. They have them at Toys R Us for like a tenner and make it out like it's really extreme.

You mean it was actually open this time?!

So you were able to track your target, are you a reverse tracker too then?

He's probably seen that stupid bitch in action and prepared himself for the denseness.

Another meet I'm gutted to have missed But ReZ, what were you doing with the ladies this time?

Never heard of it.

The original Legend of Zelda - I'm a fan of at least a little direction in games.

Right, I'm taking you to a casino and a strip club Serebii.

Ergonomically there's nothing pleasing about a pocket watch. Aesthetically, fuck yes to the max, but to say a pocket watch is more ergonomic than a wrist watch is plain sillies. The annoying thing is, it looks fucking awesome and I want one, but I can't see me taking outside of the house for fear of it breaking. I shift stuff around a fair bit of work with enough stuff in my pockets to worry about a watch and when out with the gang I either have both main pockets taken up with wallet and phone. Fucking hell... that turns ITV +1 into... ITV +2?!

I'm messing with taking Peach...

So you killed last night then?

I agree with Peeps, you have a trend of saying "Here's a claim with no basis. Trust me" a fair bit in mafia games. You want us to trust you with the information you have? Give us a taste. Because you might not be here tomorrow.

I bought my girlfriend Epic Mickey for Christmas whenever it came out, and we watched the beginning scenes on my Wii. The plot is fucking stupid. You have to go through all that not because some tyrant has had a master plan for years, but because Mickey Mouse was a disobedient little shit.

Considering they expired 4 years ago, I hope you got a good price.

You son of a bitch Esequiel. I may a cheeky picture of a someone (I think it was Al Gore) with thumbs up for this moment and I've deleted it.

It's not up to ReZ's standards, but still not a bad attempt.

Jet Force Gemini - Heard lots of good things and picked it up at a car boot sale for a fiver. Just did nothing for me. Halo series - When I got a 360 I bought a group of regular Xbox games, two of them being Halo 1 & 2. Was really looking forward to it as I had to wade through the ocean of jizz people had fired out over this game but found myself unimpressed. It was an OK shooter, but it didn't stand out as anything. Mass Effect - Not sure what people saw in this too. Maybe I just wasn't interested to begin with. I probably will give it another chance in the future. Super Paper Mario - Meh. Advance Wars - I bought the original after buying Dual Strike, I got so used to using the stylus that using the D-pad was a chore. Final Fantasy VII - Superficially the graphics turned me off this one. I know, sillies.

Funny you should target me, because I targeted you (from Dannyboy's list). I've discovered you may look like you're a follower more than a schemer... But there seems to be more to you. You're observation skills are rather accurate. So if you targeted me... What did you observe?

I shall remember this insolence for later mafia games. Mark my words

Well...? Anyone?

Derp derp on my part :'( Coincidence! The episode on now has the scene from the original post.

American Dan double bill on BBC Three now.