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If you'd gotten jiggy with the girl you wouldn't have needed your house keys. Failing that, use a fucking taxi?!

You're not fat. You're just not Burt Ward skinny.

I thought the ooze was just lovely human manufactured toxic waste? I was going to say that

I think it's an homage to Moogle spelling it Supergruch.

If they're aliens they can't really be mutants surely?! Unless there is an extra layer to the new origin where they're turtle-esque aliens and are mutated somewhat. BAY YOU FUCK.

Booster packs etc come with a special code to unlock the booster online. Could work wonders for a 3DS title.

JELLY SHOTS DAMMIT.

If you don't work shifts how can you be late?

Technically they're not behind the bar at the place I've seen them. There's a bookshelf with some books and the games on them. I never understood why they thought having Buckaroo was a good idea. And noone seemed to feel socially odd about it at all. But this is coming from a guy who has played Pokémon TCG in a pub which plays live rock music every week. What's being described sounds more like the comic shop I normally play Pokémon at (because they have role players and DnD guys almost every day), but with alcohol. Which doesn't sound like a bad idea but if there aren't many gamers in the area it would sound better to just be a bar which can hire out the function room to role players. I'd say no to the enclosed booths, some of these tabletop role playing games need a shitload of table space for boards, character sheets etc. And who knows how many people will be playing in a certain game.

There's a pub in town which does something vaguely similar. In the sense that they have a few board games available to pick up off the shelf and play if you want. Drunken Guess Who and Connect Four were entertaining for awhile but the novelty wore off quickly. I did see one group playing what I think was The Game Of Life once, they seemed to enjoy it.

Ah yes, here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mana_Bar Is he aiming for something along these lines?

Awesome. If that's what your boss does want to talk to you about let us know his reaction when you tell him that.

I've had to buy more tissue due to the amount of fapping I did to commemorate the event.

To be fair the chuch was a carbon copy several times in the original game. There were reasons to having the same levels used. Laziness aside.

Inspiring motivation there. What causes your lack of punctuality?

I find myself having to constantly check how I did things in the past. For example I'm uploading a new article on my site and I'm having to check how I did the title so it looks uniform with the others. I've had to keep doing this several times. I thought I'd be able to remember it by now. EDIT: and now how I hotlink things at the end of my articles... It's fucking annoying.

I think he may be referring to this outright lie you told him earlier.

I just want to punch them and say "They're not Guardians, they're Ancients" Maybe if they change the title I'll consider it.

Doesn't Yahtzee have one of those things in Australia?

I've never been that guy, mainly due to my old school method of creating an email with everyones phone number and emailing it to myself.

Up until now I didn't see the point in doing otherwise. Plus it makes putting the SIM into a new phone and keeping the numbers easily.

I ASKED MYSELF THE VERY SAME QUESTION!! Since I have a Galaxy S3. You need to go into contacts, tap the faceless picture and tap "add picture to contact" or something. HOWEVER! Something I learned to my dismay is that contacts on your SIM card cannot be assigned a picture. So I copied my entire contact list onto the phone. AND BOOM.

It definitely would be better if he held some more Metroid-esque qualities and you could go back to Gadd's lab to save, or when you had to (giving the Poltergust a capacity limit) instead of it being 20-30 minute bursts without being able to save.

I WILL be doing this when I get the time. Probably Monday. Well we all know what he's been drinking:

Got a new position at work. Sexier hours (albeit no Sunday so pay shall take a tiny hit) but I don't have to give as much of a shit about customers now and HAVE to launch into a Price Promise rant each time a receipt is printed out.